Certified Dime list all her requirements for her future husband

[Shadow King]

yeah, that was normal unconditional love type stuff.
She didn't say anything about being 6ft or or making 6 figures while also selling drugs on the side. packing 10 inches etc etc

Okay cool. So you think she's allowing the 5'7" middle school gym teacher packing 6 inches the daily reign fulfill these requirements?

 

[number21]

Thank god she ain't my problem.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

What’s wrong with this? A lot of these aren’t far fetch

Not dating a man because he can't drive a stick shift is pretty crazy...

 

[Magic Mulatto]

Everybody is thoroughly messed up out here…Issa wrap…

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Tell that bytch The honorable flying squirrel said STFU!

 

[Emoryal]

She didnt even say anything.

 

[Chrishaune]

She didnt even say anything.

She used all of the goddess worship language.

Called herself and all of these other women "Queens."

That's peak paganism breh. She is a foundational feminist and if we dug through her life we could find everything to confirm that.

Guarantee she'd defend the LGBTQ community before she'd ever think about defended any heterosexual black man.

Any man trying to wife anything like that would be throwing his life away.

Probably supports killing black babies too

 

[Mike809]

Dudes here making countless scenarios in their head , to justify why this woman's simple requests are too much lol.

 

[Legal]

She didn’t say anything unreasonable tbh. But I know nikkas about to come in here with pitchforks

She really didn't. At a base level, it could be summarized up as wanting a healthy, loving relationship, and to get the pipe in the morning. That's really not that crazy.

I'm guessing where the problem lies for these brehs is that these things aren't listed off as something she'd like in a relationship, but I strad a list of demands, with no intimation that she's giving the same in kind. That, and the realization that the comments are likely a wasteland.

This is what the thread shouldve been about but this HAS to be satire...I refuse anything else

I'm almost entirely certain that that's a joke that just didn't land. If brehs weren't getting it before, the bit about cutting grass was the giveaway.

 

[Taadow]

Where is the hoe babble?

“I am a queen. You are queens, we all deserve a king.”

That bullchit is the babblest of Hoe Babble. Why?

1. Nobody deserves anything.

2. ”Queen” and “King” are titles of Dominion. Everybody isn’t (and cannot be) a Queen or King
without jurisdiction. Just what in tha fucc do all these ladies she speaks of have Dominion over?
Is she the Queen of her car?

3. Even if all these ladies were Queens, just how many Kings do they believe exist to meet their demand?


Of course these questions are rhetorical, because this is Hoe Nonsense

 

[DapMeUp!]

She didn't but also why are you making a "Dear Future Husband" video?? It's so weird how ppl refuse to keep things to themselves

Basically this.

She didn't request anything crazy but just making a video listing all of these things would be off putting to me.
Reads like a job description than wanting a partner.

 

[FluffyEyes]

Basically this.

She didn't request anything crazy but just making a video listing all of these things would be off putting to me.
Reads like a job description than wanting a partner.

It is sooooooooo disconcerting how ppl REFUSE to keep shyt to themselves. Like purposely setting yourself up for embarrassment for what???

 

[mrfortune]

shes not attractive to me. she is pretty but not someone that would get more then a glance if that. i didnt dare put the volume on. idc what she want MOB

 

[JamesJabdi]

Dumb broad babble....."When you love a woman...fully and correctly you get the benefits"...can you imagine if guys were on some bullshyt like this?

"I need a woman to love me fully and correctly to get the benefits of me as a man".

 

[Edub]

Ain’t this the bytch that was in the club a month after giving birth to a premature baby the size of a turkey sandwich that was fighting for its life in the ICU?

Give a fukk what this demonic whore “requires”.