A few years ago I was with a chick who would randomly leave my place, even if we were in the middle of sex, and I never understood why. She'd be like "I gotta go, boo" and bounce, then come back in 20-30 minutes. Sometimes she said she got a phone call, other times she said she was claustrophobic inside buildings and had to get fresh air outside.
Eventually I got suspicious so one day when she left I followed her in my car. I thought she was gonna make a turn into a seedy apartment that's about 5 minutes from my spot, but instead she made a left and pulled into Burger King. I parked behind some other cars and waited. She went in...and came out 5 minutes later with no food
I followed her a few more times before confronting her, and she started crying and said she goes to Burger King to poop since she's afraid of doing it at my place, since "I don't want to turn you off, baby"
Come to think of it, she was light skinned, nice brown booty hole and ate a lot of protein since she was into eating healthy. She cared for me so much she didn't want me to smell them high fiber n protein dookie bricks
I had to let her go eventually though, she talked too much about me to her friends.