im really amazed dude won't just shave it off. im assuming one of his folks had to be like
"Ayo bron..."

"...have you ever thought about just rockin the bald look? You know...like MJ?"
Bron:

"Why? I have my headbands. Nike's bout to hook me up w/ this new joint just in time for the conference finals too.

If I can get through the playoffs I have a feeling the summer's gonna bring some regrowth.

"
Friend:

"....Ai....Aight bron yeah you right you right."
Meanwhile, somewhere in China's Guangzhou province, Xi Ling and her friends are having to work overtime to get Bron's industrial grade headbands to market in time for the ECF.
Disgraceful brehs.