Checking a girl for herpes

[John Mayer]

What are some ways you check a girl for herpes. I only know of two ways.

1. Ask her where's her bathroom and check her medicine cabinet for valtrex.
2. Put some earwax on your finger and finger her and if she gasp she has it.


What are some methods you have tried on these females?

 

[Couth]

Ear wax method hasn't failed me yet.


But i always inspect the inside of their vagina with the camera light on my phone. Can't be too careful

 

[Playeroni]

You got that package breh no need to kill your self with worry just hit the clinic

 

[stepbackj34spud]

what a stupid fukking thread

 

[John Mayer]

Ear wax method hasn't failed me yet.


But i always inspect the inside of their vagina with the camera light on my phone. Can't be too careful

I also heard that you should put peroxide on the condom and if she gets discomforted she has it? Have you heard of this method?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

there is only one way to know for sure.

tie her up in a bag and throw her into the lake.
if she drowns then she was clean.
if she survives then she has the herp and you have to kill her.

 

[Hardest Since MC Ren]

nothing worse than meeting a bad chick with ripe cold sores on her lips

 

[John Mayer]

there is only one way to know for sure.

tie her up in a bag and throw her into the lake.
if she drowns then she was clean.
if she survives then she has the herp and you have to kill her.

I don't live in a wooded area so taking to her to a late isn't an option.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Let these bytch ass nikkaz on here tell it, every girl probably has it and herpes is no big deal.

Ol "I dont care how many partners she's had" ass simps

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Oh noes I hope hoes with herpes don't have internet access, thank god the coli isn't whore accessible

 

[The Nigerian]

What are some ways you check a girl for herpes. I only know of two ways.

1. Ask her where's her bathroom and check her medicine cabinet for valtrex.
2. Put some earwax on your finger and finger her and if she gasp she has it.


What are some methods you have tried on these females?

Is she alive?

Is she sexually active?

Then she probably has some form of HSV in her system.

You probably have it, too.

 

[Couth]

Is she alive?

Is she sexually active?

Then she probably has some form of HSV in her system.

You probably have it, too.

Can anyone guess how we know this guy has herpes?

 

[The Nigerian]

Can anyone guess how we know this guy has herpes?

Everyone has some form of HSV. Several news outlets and scholarly journals have covered this truth.

"Herpes" is what schools used to replace "Jesus'" disapproval for living an "unholy" sex life after we took the Bible and Prayer out of public school.

It's a scare tactic to keep kids away from each other's genitals.

It's a good ambition but it promotes ignorance and unnecessary stigmatism.

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/you-probably-have-herpes

http://www.thestdproject.com/herpes-so-many-people-afraid/

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/07/the-overblown-stigma-of-genital-herpes/374757/

http://commonhealth.wbur.org/2011/04/latest-genital-herpes

https://medical.mit.edu/faqs/herpes

http://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/sciencecommunication/2010/11/07/everyone-has-a-herpes-virus/

 

[Majestyx]

Everyone has some form of HSV. Several news outlets and scholarly journals have covered this truth.

"Herpes" is what schools used to replace "Jesus'" disapproval for living an "unholy" sex life after we took the Bible and Prayer out of public school.

It's a scare tactic to keep kids away from each other's genitals.

It's a good ambition but it promotes ignorance and unnecessary stigmatism.

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/you-probably-have-herpes

http://www.thestdproject.com/herpes-so-many-people-afraid/

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/07/the-overblown-stigma-of-genital-herpes/374757/

http://commonhealth.wbur.org/2011/04/latest-genital-herpes

https://medical.mit.edu/faqs/herpes

http://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/sciencecommunication/2010/11/07/everyone-has-a-herpes-virus/

jesus H. Christ... everyone has fukking herpes wtf

 

[CarbonBraddock]

jesus H. Christ... everyone has fukking herpes wtf

shyt i don't

as for the op, only do this if you are dead serious about finding out: take a teaspoon of Mediterranean butter, melt that shyt under the sun on the last day of indian summer, put 2 to 1 eyes of newt into a blender or nutribullet, add some oats, one frozen banana, and some whey. mix that together and then gaze into that shyt breh. black man, you should have at least 30 grams of protein and 60 carbs. now you see how retarded that shyt sounded? that's how i felt reading that original post. but daps for effort guy.