I know I owe y'all the rest, but I been busy and shyt. I will eventually get back to it. Maybe.
*Turns on PS4*
*Turns on PS4*
Don't be like that.
Link to his twitter. I miss him and stylistick??? The dude that use to say cats kill me or something.I haven't heard some of these names in a decade
I ain't trying to spoil the story but I remember the infamous thread but I wasn't trying to read all them pages.
Sidenote, RodimusPrime is a celebrity...I follow him on twitter & he's verified now
Rod (@rodimusprime) on TwitterLink to his twitter. I miss him and stylistick??? The dude that use to say cats kill me or something.
I know I owe y'all the rest, but I been busy and shyt. I will eventually get back to it. Maybe.
*Turns on PS4*


). So when I show up, my homegirl Crystal has 1 other female friend with her (forgot her name) and a new roommate, Ashley.
Anyway, we’re bar hopping, its cool but I‘m rolling w 3 women and still trying to holla at other chicks. My game is flat that night for some reason. (nikka, my game is flat every night IMO.
) Anyway, hit up the last spot and see my bros!
Oh shyt, its lit! (I knew they were gonna be there, but didn’t tell Crystal because it might be awkward for her)
, Leon
& Earl
(names changed obviously). Remember how I was a serial monogamist in in college? It’s partly because of these nikkas.
I had little game, and they had it in abundance. Most eligible black bachelors in our class and all that, blah blah…if you were interested in a chick it was smart to ask if one of these nikkas had already smashed.
Whenever I had a girlfriend, one of these friends would smash my gf homegirl cuz she thinking they were gonna end up in a relationship also. bytch YOU THOUGHT!
Anyway, for the 1st time ever, we were all single at the same time. Wolf pack shyt. So although I planned to be the only dude accompanying Crystal on her Girl’s night, I figured I’d steer them to my nikkas. And it worked.

(“Soon as I heard “Ahh nikka do you…” I put cash down for her drink and left her. If it was the cartoons, it would’ve been a dust cloud cuz I left that quick. LMAO. Randy is a G-Unit stan since like 2000 and I knew he was gonna be going ham on the dance floor. I had to see it.)
, put her number in my phone and then goes back to her group of friends. It finally dawned on me to holla at her, so I go look for her and chop it up. (nothing came of it, but wanted to illustrate my lack of game)
in a packed car, blasting Game’s 300 Bars (Westcoast nikka, U Know What It Is).
Along the way, Randy opts out and wants to go home, (maybe he'd heard enough of Game assaulting G-Unit, lmao
) so I drop him off and continue on.
, Earl sitting shotgun w Crystal’s roommate on his lap, flirting and shyt
. The random other girl is also in the back seat. Cool, 3 on 3 but I’m not really feeling her. We make it to the apartment, and I sit down on the couch and fall right the fukk asleep.
The two couples ended up pairing off for the night, random girl slept on another couch. I got no action that night for all my troubles,


What kind of peanut butter and jelly...) What I really said: Aight, I may still be around. Just hit me when you back in Brooklyn. 
My college ex, Jess (the one I played simp Uber for and spotted in the club while there on a random night w BabyCT) lives in Brooklyn. I should hit her up, even just to catch up and kill time. So I call her, and she’s at the Target by Atlantic & Flatbush. So I dap up Leon and drive down Atlantic ave. On my way there, I get a phone call from BabyCT. (SMH)
)

But she has kept stuff off the boards which is a good thing. My simp to do list already overflowing though, cuz I plan on waiting to meet BkBaby even though she’s in fukking Jersey.
(in my mind, hope she not mad.
)
but I know our situation is dead, so we catch up while she’s shopping. Shooting the shyt and what not, not really thinking much of it. BkBaby finally texts me that she’s heading back to Brooklyn and should be there in 2 hours. Cool. Anyway, Jess finishes shopping and now needs help taking all her shyt back to Flatbush where she lives.
Guess who’s playing Simp Uber again? THIS GUY!
LOL, so I drive down Flatbush ave and get to her spot by Ocean Ave and Cortelyou I think. Help her with her stuff and she gives me a tour of her apartment, her roommates aren’t around so we just kicking it, killing time.
nikka WHY!?
I’m intrigued tho cuz she never wore a weave while we were dating and I’ve never seen the hairhat removal process.
(my God, this the shyt yall be in the salon getting installed for hours? LMAO. I never knew) So I’m watching her do this shyt and she asks for my help cutting the sew in in the back.
) Umm, Ok. Sure, why not. 



(please don’t say yes, please don’t say yes)
.
)



Who is it? Someone from school? I know her? What's her name?

So at this point I think I'm being played and she nowhere near the park.





Or the jokes are funny cuz she met me and thinks I'm a clown ass nicca. 



