Chick I used to Hit Has Put on Some Weight

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While we're on the topic

There was this chick i used to fukk back in MIami. At the time she was a little thick but but not obese. Kinda like Raven Simone when she was in the thick to fat transition. But we're talking like.. 2003, here. Anyway I moved to Atlanta around 2005 and she came thru for a few days a year later and she was like :weirdo:

I mean the chick seemed to have eaten herself into a balloon shape. She was damn near Precious level fat. We chilled for a few days while she was here but but i had no interest in fukking . + She had came with some dude she called her "friend" but i knew better because i was her "friend" too when we were fukking.

ANyway over the years going back and forth to Miami I never hollered even tho she lived right down the street from my mom's. She'd be like "you always come down and you never call me" and i'm like "yeah was busy with fam blah blah blah". I wasnt avoiding her because she got fat or anything. I did stop by her place one time and talked. Just wasnt interested in her like that anymore. Nothing agaisnt fat chicks.. i've fukked with my fare share of fatties

So she calls me a few days ago talking about she wants to come to ATLanta and stay at my spot for a few days and party. She got fam here but she'd rather not stay with them. At first i was like "uh... let me get back to you on that. Gotta see if i'll be intown that week" since i travel for work sometimes.
But theN she sends me a FB invite and i'm like :gladbron:
I dont know what this brawd did but she done drop a sh!t load of weight (talking at least 100 lbs, here) and now she's fine as fukk!!
Hmm.. yeah.. so it looks like I'll have a house guest in the second week of september :shaq:
 
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Intruder v3.0 said:
While we're on the topic

There was this chick i used to fukk back in MIami. At the time she was a little thick but but not obese. We're talking like.. 2003, here. Anyway I moved to Atlanta around 2005 and she came thru for a few days a year later and she was like :weirdo: I mean the chick seemed to have eaten herself into a balloon shape. We chilled for a few days while she was here but but i had no interest in fukking . + She had came with some dude she called her "friend" but i knew better because i was her "friend" too when we were fukking.

ANyway over the years going back and forth to Miami I never hollered even tho she lived right down the street from my mom's. She'd be like "you always come down and you never call me" and i'm like "yeah was busy with fam blah blah blah". I wasnt aoiding her because she got fat or anything. Just wasnt interested in her anymore. Nothing agaisnt fat chicks.. i've fukked with a few. Anyway...

So she calls me a few days ago talking about she wants to come to ATL and stay at my spot for a few days and party. She got fam here but she;d rather not stay with them. At first i was like "uh... let me get back to you on that. Gotta see if i'll be intown that week since i travel for work sometimes"
THEN she send me a FB invite and i'm like :gladbron:
I dont know what this brawd did but she done drop a sh!t load of weight (talking at least 100 lbs, here) and now she's fine as fukk!!
Hmm.. yeah.. so it looks like I'll have a house guest in the second week of september :shaq:
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You're lucky...most of 'em never return from the fat zone.. I wish I was like Shallow Hal..ever seen that movie?
 
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bruh a while ago i was in desperate need of some p*ssy so i hit up this one broad i aint mess with in forever. i actually sent her a few texts before but no reply. luckily she hits me back and shes down to come through and get smashed. Man i knew i should of asked her to send a picture cause when she walked out the door the bytch was looking like Snorlax. I was like fuuuuuuck..now i gotta deal with this shyt. and i promised her dikk! :damn: long story short she sucked me up twice, didnt smash shyt, dropped her off home. big bytch gives a hella bj
 
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