Chick I used to Hit Has Put on Some Weight

[Pdiddy]

bruh a while ago i was in desperate need of some p*ssy so i hit up this one broad i aint mess with in forever. i actually sent her a few texts before but no reply. luckily she hits me back and shes down to come through and get smashed. Man i knew i should of asked her to send a picture cause when she walked out the door the bytch was looking like Snorlax. I was like fuuuuuuck..now i gotta deal with this shyt. and i promised her dikk! long story short she sucked me up twice, didnt smash shyt, dropped her off home. big bytch gives a hella bj

LMAO...How big did she get?

 

[Bay Area]

fukk fat bytches but call em fat after yall break up brehs

 

[flea]

LMAO...How big did she get?

easily twice her size. when i was messing with her she was skinny, no ass, huge t*ts. now she just looks gross and mad fat in all the wrong areas. the second bj i was barely hard. this hoe should be ashamed of herself

 

[VicMackey415]

start fuggin again and when she want you to wife, have her lose the weight before and then youll know it its real....

 

[Pdiddy]

start fuggin again and when she want you to wife, have her lose the weight before and then youll know it its real....

If only I had that type of patience..lol

 

[Detroit Wave]

fat = ugly

 

[Tunez]

 

[Remote]

Gordita
Gap toothed
Miami Heat fan

That Trifecta of L's, breh...

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

had an ex hit me up a few months back on fb, from the profile pic on my phone i couldn't recognize her..started going through her pics and was

who the hell is this

*keeps looking*
nah this can't be her

*keeps looking*

it is her.....

the hell happen did she have a baby?

*looked for pictures of her being pregnant or holding a baby*

didn't find any

 

[intruder]

didnt smash shyt, dropped her off home. big bytch gives a hella bj

At least d!ck her down to thank her for the marvelous head. Even if you neve rholler again. You cats are so ungrateful.

 

[PS5 Pro]

While we're on the topic

There was this chick i used to fukk back in MIami. At the time she was a little thick but but not obese. Kinda like Raven Simone when she was in the thick to fat transition. But we're talking like.. 2003, here. Anyway I moved to Atlanta around 2005 and she came thru for a few days a year later and she was like

I mean the chick seemed to have eaten herself into a balloon shape. She was damn near Precious level fat. We chilled for a few days while she was here but but i had no interest in fukking . + She had came with some dude she called her "friend" but i knew better because i was her "friend" too when we were fukking.

ANyway over the years going back and forth to Miami I never hollered even tho she lived right down the street from my mom's. She'd be like "you always come down and you never call me" and i'm like "yeah was busy with fam blah blah blah". I wasnt avoiding her because she got fat or anything. I did stop by her place one time and talked. Just wasnt interested in her like that anymore. Nothing agaisnt fat chicks.. i've fukked with my fare share of fatties

So she calls me a few days ago talking about she wants to come to ATLanta and stay at my spot for a few days and party. She got fam here but she'd rather not stay with them. At first i was like "uh... let me get back to you on that. Gotta see if i'll be intown that week" since i travel for work sometimes.
But theN she sends me a FB invite and i'm like
I dont know what this brawd did but she done drop a sh!t load of weight (talking at least 100 lbs, here) and now she's fine as fukk!!
Hmm.. yeah.. so it looks like I'll have a house guest in the second week of september

Thats a funny fukked up story bruh

make sure you tell us how dem stretch marks and flabby skin looks like if you get her naked

Spoiler

Don't act like its not a likely possibility if you talking 100lbs

 

[intruder]

Thats a funny fukked up story bruh

make sure you tell us how dem stretch marks and flabby skin looks like if you get her naked

Spoiler

Don't act like its not a likely possibility if you talking 100lbs

I'm sure she'll have some marks but looking at her pics (she is now a cross-trainer) she looks RIPPED. Like fukkin arms like Serena Williams on a lower scale type sh!t
We'll see... we'll see

 

[flea]

At least d!ck her down to thank her for the marvelous head. Even if you neve rholler again. You cats are so ungrateful.

bruh shut the fukk up. u have no idea how this broad looks. u talking like u know. u dont know

 

[intruder]

bruh shut the fukk up. u have no idea how this broad looks. u talking like u know. u dont know

Describe her by comparing her to someone famous. Before and after. Either way sometimes you gotta pay your taxes, breh. You buy a PS4or a nice sports car to have fun, you pay a sales tax. fukk a fat girl for a change. I'm just saying if i let a chick suck my d!ck and she does a great job the least i could do is reward her with some d!ck.

 

[flea]

describe her by comparing her to someone famous. Before and after. Either way sometimes you gotta pay your taxes, breh. fukk a fat girl for a change.

ive fukked a good amount of big girls, trust i dont discriminate. i cant compare her to a celebrity cause i dont know any that look like her. look i know u always like to be right but just trust me, u wouldnt of fukked her either.