Chicks are so lame with all this astrology/sign stuff...

[jadillac]

Some of them will shirk the blame of everything(bad) they do and chalk it up to being a "Gemini" or a "Cancer" or whatever else...

"I'm so moody....I hate being a Cancer at times"

"I feel like I'm two different people....I only show people one side of me, but there's an alter ego #confessionsofaGemini "


So every woman doesn't have mood swings?

Really? We aren't all two different people at times?

I see others talking about how they can't be tied down to one guy b/c they're a Gemini and "Gems hate to be tied down"

 

[Versa]

What annoys me the most is all these jackasses who swear there's no God but in the same breath swear Scorpios be the most intelligent and the freakiest in bed because the stars in the sky and/or a newspaper told them so

Then, like you said, they say general shyt that applies to everyone.

"NEVER LIE TO A TAURUS! IT'S THE WORST THING YOU COULD EVER DO TO THEM."

WELL OKAY THANKS, BUT I'M A CAPRICORN BABY SO LIE TO ME ALL YOU WANT BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I LOVE IT SINCE I'M NOT A TAURUS AND shyt.

 

[Sierra Mist]

People think different moods are different personalities. People also think that each "sign" is something different as opposed to all of them being general, broad human traits.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Amen!

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Let them women eat breh. If your sign says you a super freak All is good

 

[ugksam]

i like the idea but i dont really believe in it

 

[Hahahaha]

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

It's all a whole bunch of lies. Straight hellfire stuff.

 

[Binary]

I mean I follow my sign but I don't do that

 

[jadillac]

I dont think it's complete BS...for example, maybe people born at certain times of the year do act a similar way.

But I think it's BS to blame basic human traits or immature/selfish actions on when you were born.

 

[Spliff]

I hate that sign shyt. Got people trying to embody whatever some random ass online horoscope says

 

[JoelB]

Knowing the basic attributes of the signs is an easy way to quickly build rapport and flirt with a woman.

I've been able to probe and ask questions that would normally be greeted with a , but because of the shared intrigue in the potential responses u instead get the and

Have fun wit it and use the "lameness" to your advantage...stay thirsty my friends

 

[killacal]

Whenever some chick ask me my sign, I bring up the fact they found a new one and all the signs changed. And do they take that into account They always say they dont take that sign into consideration :really:

 

[Singh]

fraudulent superstitious nonsense

my horoscope for the past eight years has said "if you don't work, you don't "

 

[Doobie Doo]

Doug Stanhope - Astrological Signs... - YouTube

I was coming in here to post this exact same clip. Stanhope is one of my top 3 favorite comedians. I got into doing stand up a few years ago after listening to his comedy albums.