Chicks are so lame with all this astrology/sign stuff...

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:ufdup: Knowing the basic attributes of the signs is an easy way to quickly build rapport and flirt with a woman.

I've been able to probe and ask questions that would normally be greeted with a :usure:, but because of the shared intrigue in the potential responses u instead get the :ohhh: and :obama:

Have fun wit it and use the "lameness" to your advantage...stay thirsty my friends

Shouldn't gave this away for free breh. We gotta :eat:
 

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I know the horoscope is fraudulent; however, I used my knowledge of the horoscope to intrigue women and sometimes it works in my favor for me to get cooch:smoker:
 

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Some of them will shirk the blame of everything(bad) they do and chalk it up to being a "Gemini" or a "Cancer" or whatever else...

"I'm so moody....I hate being a Cancer at times"

"I feel like I'm two different people....I only show people one side of me, but there's an alter ego #confessionsofaGemini "
:stopitslime:

So every woman doesn't have mood swings?

Really? We aren't all two different people at times?

I see others talking about how they can't be tied down to one guy b/c they're a Gemini and "Gems hate to be tied down"



Actually when it comes to females.
Their signs tells you everything about them, in a general sense.

Case in point,..
Gemini's usually have the best vocal and physical game to be with a man and are the biggest female players of the zodiac.
You can never trust a Gemini.

Cancers are usually cheaters because they are sensitive as shyt.
Who take the weak p*ssy way out and instead of talk out their problems, they cheat.
Yet are real intelligent, but really narcissistic and untrust worthy.

Leo's are domineering, and usually the ringleaders of prostitutes as the extreme or the alpha female of a female clique.

Taurus are bossy and usually golddiggers.
Aquarius are sarcastic to honestly and verbally mean. So you need to have thick skin.

Aries women, can Not tell them shyt.
Pisces are sweethearts but usually cheated on and dogged out and never return to being cool after their heart is broke. So they re damaged goods.
Capricorns are punk ass bytches generally.

Scorpio's are cool and freaky.

Sagittarius are charismatic and sexual.
Yet, are typically unloyal and will leave because of money and are golddiggers.


If you know the zodiac and women.
It helps out Big time to knowing what type of g to run.
It is all generalizations and it is always cool to find the exception to the rule.
Yet most times the zodiac usually will tell you what to expect when it comes to women.

Also, pay attention to ye death sign and always take the middle most compatible sign. Not the most compatible sign.

Case in point, I Am a sag.
My death sign is a Capricorn. [which is true, me and capricorns do not mix. As they are bytchmade in nature generally. Plus shy away from being real while trying to front like they are stoic. When they are not]
My best match is a Gemini.
Yet realistically my best match is the middle of the road sign, the Aquarius.

As you can never trust a Gemini....
Who are pretty much the evilest female sign in the zodiac.



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I agree it's fukking stupid. People will believe any stupid shyt so long as they derive some kind of benefit from it: entertainment, comfort, reassurance etc.


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Actually when it comes to females.
Their signs tells you everything about them, in a general sense.

Case in point,..
Gemini's usually have the best vocal and physical game to be with a man and are the biggest female players of the zodiac.
You can never trust a Gemini.

Cancers are usually cheaters because they are sensitive as shyt.
Who take the weak p*ssy way out and instead of talk out their problems, they cheat.
Yet are real intelligent, but really narcissistic and untrust worthy.

Leo's are domineering, and usually the ringleaders of prostitutes as the extreme or the alpha female of a female clique.

Taurus are bossy and usually golddiggers.
Aquarius are sarcastic to honestly and verbally mean. So you need to have thick skin.

Aries women, can Not tell them shyt.
Pisces are sweethearts but usually cheated on and dogged out and never return to being cool after their heart is broke. So they re damaged goods.
Capricorns are punk ass bytches generally.

Scorpio's are cool and freaky.

Sagittarius are charismatic and sexual.
Yet, are typically unloyal and will leave because of money and are golddiggers.


If you know the zodiac and women.
It helps out Big time to knowing what type of g to run.
It is all generalizations and it is always cool to find the exception to the rule.
Yet most times the zodiac usually will tell you what to expect when it comes to women.

Also, pay attention to ye death sign and always take the middle most compatible sign. Not the most compatible sign.

Case in point, I Am a sag.
My death sign is a Capricorn. [which is true, me and capricorns do not mix. As they are bytchmade in nature generally. Plus shy away from being real while trying to front like they are stoic. When they are not]
My best match is a Gemini.
Yet realistically my best match is the middle of the road sign, the Aquarius.

As you can never trust a Gemini....
Who are pretty much the evilest female sign in the zodiac.

I thought you were a baby girl fan? Why are you calling Aaliyah a punk ass bytch?

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I like astrology. I don't follow my horoscope but a lot of the stuff is true about me.
 

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i learned in astronomy that the signs we think we are we are actually the ones before them

my professor says the zodiac signs are outdated cuz we are ina new constellation or some shyt like that if orget smoketoo much weed

so if you a libra really you a virgo
 

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:ufdup: Knowing the basic attributes of the signs is an easy way to quickly build rapport and flirt with a woman.

I've been able to probe and ask questions that would normally be greeted with a :usure:, but because of the shared intrigue in the potential responses u instead get the :ohhh: and :obama:

Have fun wit it and use the "lameness" to your advantage...stay thirsty my friends

:myman: I do the same shyt.
 

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All generic statements that anybody can apply to themselves.

I see girls write something like "Cancers hate being lied to" "Scorpios are hard to get"
 

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I thought you were a baby girl fan? Why are you calling Aaliyah a punk ass bytch?

tHis is written in general speak.
There are always exceptions to the rule.
Also,...i do not and never knew aaliyah.
So, I obviously could not single her out to critique her based upon her horoscope.


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i learned in astronomy that the signs we think we are we are actually the ones before them

my professor says the zodiac signs are outdated cuz we are ina new constellation or some shyt like that if orget smoketoo much weed

so if you a libra really you a virgo


Sometimes, I feel women are a mix of zodiac signs.
Or, at times take on characteristics of the earlier month zodiac sign.


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Amen to that sh!t. I never understood why they always gotta know your "sign". Like that sh!t really means something :dry:
 

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I used to think that chicks were lame for stuff like this, but here is a list of shyt that I do that's lame to lots of girls:

  • Watching sports. I know that girls pretend to like it, but very few girls I know like MMA or boxing, my favorites.
  • Getting into gamer culture, again, many pretend, but few really think it's that cool.
  • This can go for men and women: I'm REALLY into the music I'm into. Socially conscious hip-hop for my mind and EDM for partying. Plus much more that can't fit on this list.
  • I fukking love comic book heroes and anything related to them. Some of the best stories I ever read came in comic book form, and that's no joke.

Fact of the matter is that girls are going to do stuff that won't make sense to us men. This involves reading Cosmopolitan magazine (which reads like it was written by a drunken madame), fawning over guys that treat them badly, fawning over guys in skinny jeans (:wtf:), watching any Meg Ryan movie, and astrology, like you said.

Now with all that said, not all women do that and I know it. And us men are thankful if you let some of that stuff go. However, if you're awesome otherwise, I can let it go if you let yourself have a fun daydream off of what was posted on Huffington Post about your horoscope that morning. As long as you don't bring that faulty logic into the real world and our relationship I don't really see why I should be mad about it.

:yeshrug:
 
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