Chicks With Enormous Body Counts

[BaggerofTea]

you say the most captain obvious shyt breh

Yet nikkas still do it

 

[John Mayer]

Feminists/Womanists will tell these hoes are liberating themselves or expressing sexual freedom

 

[Birdie]

The only women who have a problem with slut shaming are sluts. Women who aren't counting bodies like Joseph Stalin don't have an issue with slut shaming.

 

[Diondon]

And I call most hoes keep their shyt on the DL

That's why when I get a nikka who don't know my past and he's eating my p*ssy I just be looking at him like

 

[skeetsinternal]

I'm not sure of her total body count but while she was married accumulated 32 bodies. I think I was maybe dude number 27

 

[BaggerofTea]

I'm not sure of her total body count but while she was married accumulated 32 bodies. I think I was maybe dude number 27

can you provide a back story breh?

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I'm not sure of her total body count but while she was married accumulated 32 bodies. I think I was maybe dude number 27

This the chick you're with now?

 

[Zero]

I've seen it all now

 

[Diondon]

I'm not sure of her total body count but while she was married accumulated 32 bodies. I think I was maybe dude number 27

She fukked around with 32 dudes while married?
Shiiit, I knew a chick that fukked like 5 dudes while engaged and thought that was bad

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Shiiit, I knew a chick that fukked like 5 dudes while engaged and thought that was bad

Yeah. I knew a chick that got beat out the DAY before her wedding.... Wanted me to do it but the whole situation had me , cause I knew the dude and he was a solid cat.....just didn't know what he was getting himself into........so my cousin ended up knocking her down, she's a lil older and he had wanted to strike since he was a senior in high school...

Told him that shyt was gonna come back and haunt him..... and it did

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Speaking of body counts, here's an interesting article.

Takashi Sakai is a healthy 41-year-old heterosexual man with a good job and a charming smile. But he's never had sex, one of a growing number of middle-aged Japanese men who are still virgins.
Sakai has never even had any kind of relationship with a woman, and says he has no idea how he might get to know one.
"I've never had a girlfriend. It's never happened," he said. "It's not like I'm not interested. I admire women. But I just cannot get on the right track."
It might sound like the subject for a Hollywood comedy, but far from being the social misfit portrayed by Steve Carell in 2005's "The 40-Year-Old Virgin", Sakai is one of a crowd.
A 2010 survey by the National Institute of Population and Social Security Research found that around a quarter of unmarried Japanese men in their 30s were still virgins -- even leading to the coining of a specific term, "yaramiso", to describe them.

http://news.yahoo.com/heartache-japans-real-life-40-old-virgins-071715347.html



This might sound funny and/or sad. But if you saw the movie "Hitch", it can possibly be a job opportunity with good money. You go to Japan, get an English/Japanese interpreter, and help these guys get hitched. You can charge these single guys enough to pay yourself and to pay the interpreter. Don't charge too high or you won't get any clients. You'll have to leave your home boys and family back in the USA. It would be a full-time job. You don't work as a matchmaker. It's like throwing a dart in the dark. You help these guys with confidence, what to say and do.
Just watch the frickin movie, "Hitch" starring Will Smith and Kevin James if you haven't already. Don't worry about the interpreter stealing your job. Get an older guy who looks like he has no game. Crooked teeth, fading hairline, frail body, the whole nine.. If you don't look the part, you can't be the part. He could try to start his own business but couldn't get far. Just like you aren't going to hire a 340 lbs. overweight and out-of-shape trainer to get in shape, you aren't going to hire Elmer Fudd to be your dating coach.

What to coach? You just have to create an outline of things to teach: Conversation. Dance. Kissing. Then, go on to conducting mock dates. These are practice sessions where you pretend to be the 'ho and he has to bust a move. You reject him, but then see how he reacts. Video tape the mock dates and, just like an NFL coach goes over film, go over the mistakes and tell him how to fix it. Act like a senpai. Treat him as your kohai. http://www.tofugu.com/guides-old/understanding-the-senpaikohai-system/ These are grown men, not kids.
Keep it simple but be regimented about all the bullet points to cover.
Then, be available as an "assistant coach" on his dates. You watch him from a distance, but close enough to see the action. Make notes and stuff. If things go south, he can relay for help. You meet up in the men's room and give him pointers.

Pretty sure you would be able to afford a Nissan Skyline GT in about a year. If not, then you'll be a homeless man stuck in Japan.

Do Japanese women just have really wack p*ssy? WTF is going on out there?

 

[Diondon]

Yeah. I knew a chick that got beat out the DAY before her wedding.... Wanted me to do it but the whole situation had me , cause I knew the dude and he was a solid cat.....just didn't know what he was getting himself into........so my cousin ended up knocking her down, she's a lil older and he had wanted to strike since he was a senior in high school...

Told him that shyt was gonna come back and haunt him..... and it did

Smart move
Thing is I was one of the 5
The number is probably higher since we lost contact
I sincerely regret doing that shyt

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Do Japanese women just have really wack p*ssy? WTF is going on out there?

I seriously, seriously doubt it

At least not the one that I paid for......... but @Tommy Knocks is probably one of the few who post here who is qualified to answer this....

 

[MillionMills]

yeen shyt

but for your post above this one, I think that's just something men tell themselves. Women can have sex and completely forget about the dude, it's just that women tend to have sex with dudes they already care about. They didn't catch feelings after sex, they already had them. So if a female just fukks a random dude, she's not gonna magically be connected to him for life. They're just trying to scare women, no having sex with a bunch dudes won't stretch your vagina out, you won't carry the guys energy around or whatever other bs these dudes come up with.

You sure about that?

 

[LaLuna]

Sorry, dat shyt will neva be da same as females havin it.

Dems da rules whether you personally choose to accept or not. Tough break, nikka.

I'm a woman.