"CHIEF OF POLICE 'accidentally' shoots wife". Wife in critical condition

[Hyperion]

Holy shyt this is right up the street from me....

You're lucky you weren't outside at the time, or else he would've "accidentally" shot you too.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Holy shyt this is right up the street from me....

You stay in the boonies breh.

 

[ORDER_66]

He thought she broke in the house through the kitchen and he was in fear of his life, he had to take imminent action...

 

[Sad Bunny]

Thread too funny lmao

@Davewhite

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

"accidentally"

 

[mrken12]

The wife

She probably was trying to rob her own house.

 

[MostReal]

I'm sure she said some shyt like "I'm going to murder you right now and it's nothing you can do to stop me. I'm going to get a knife right now and you are too p*ssy to shoot me"

she probably became 'Hulkish' as well & decided to put her head down & charge him while running through bullets

 

[mrken12]

she probably became 'Hulkish' as well & decided to put her head down & charge him while running through bullets

And charged while riding a flaming kangaroo while listening to NWA on her iPod/AK-47.

 

[Spidey Man]

And charged while riding a flaming kangaroo while listening to NWA on her iPod/AK-47.

That was after he caught her smoking weed, drinking a 40, and watching black men in a porno.

 

[Sk3ptical]

 

[Spidey Man]

CNN is reporting that the chief said he shot his wife in his sleep.

Sleep with fully loaded weapons brehs. He probably dreamed that she had a loaded gun

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

CNN is reporting that the chief said he shot his wife in his sleep.

Sleep with fully loaded weapons brehs. He probably dreamed that she was a 17 year old black male.

*fixed*

 

[ORDER_66]

CNN is reporting that the chief said he shot his wife in his sleep.

Sleep with fully loaded weapons brehs. He probably dreamed that she had a loaded gun

I read about that too, why the fukk would you sleep with a loaded weapon right next to your wife I'm not buying it!

 

[the cac mamba]

we need to get these thugs off the streets