Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
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@Daractenus
Jokes aside, Trump's birthday parade really achieved some Belarus levels of cringe.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1934161170471989248/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/WVf7Phj5JAMZquXR.mp4
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@DiemenMike
I thought the Drone Warfare Unit looked impressive with their Temu ordered drones
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@orikron
Trump reveals he stayed up last night watching China's Victory Parade.
"It was a beautiful ceremony. I thought it was very impressive."
"They hoped I was watching and I was watching."
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1963279674466762762/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/_b5jUc0mdkBDlERL.mp4
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@real_XP1
This man no get shame
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@JohnHayastan
lol he is definitely going to spend like 2% of GDP on the next US parade.
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@lichunan
That’s why I don’t like most of Trump’s policies, but I like him!
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@SomaliFMarshal
@amusa000 bro was stream watching
I keep on telling you
He wanted to be there
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@SabrinaBarlow15
Didnt go not because of them. But because of democrats. They would try to hurt Trump and blame China.
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@RedPill_Marxism
He's like a clingy ex girlfriend "WHY WON'T YOU CALL ME XI!!!"
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@Revenger_322
How could Americans voted for this man
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@InevitableChina
Bro was really in the watch party with us
Which one of u anons are actually Trump in disguise ?
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@Tamaralynn212
He could have gone but he's too afraid of the fake news media bashing him
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@MarsAutomatic
Yeah everyone knows he was watching it, by his coping and seething about it on Lies Social.
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@xeveriano1
He is hoping that if he says something nice China will have a do-over just for him. Except this time he gets to ride standing up in the limo & not XJP.
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@J4_Janet
Hahaha.
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@Xclamation93681
Main Character Syndrome!!
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@van_vij
Absolutely no sense of the dignity of his office or power or institution or history.
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@sendmoney999
Lmao
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@migtronix
So why hasn't he fired Hagseth? Imagine watching that parade and knowing you have Pete Hagseth to counter it @hellenomania
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@momoworldview
He's absolutely convinced the spotlight is his permanent plus-one.
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@paralauren1
I know he jealous af
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@StuartMcConne13
Better than that crap fest he had for his birthday
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@hdlnii
yes, the reason they did it is that they want YOU to watch it
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@holdtothemoon
"They hoped I was watching"
He's so insecure
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@somenicegu40831
Omfg lol
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@erickramonh
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@Cherrysundae111
so cringy
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@premium_pst
Nobody cared you were watching padre Trumpo
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@blackafricanwit
Watch him spend much money on next US parade
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@carva68982
He is watching the show in which América is replaced by China!
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@ScaryLikeAFoxx
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@aqilqassam
This guy never left highschool
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@LexaLiuPegS
Everything is about him
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@the4thsuhofnih
Sometimes i wishand
could still be friends
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@Real_life_daily
I smell one upmanship coming on and the military vehicles will be painted gold to match the army's gold painted boots.
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@PeterSberguson
He has a lot of work to do
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@XXY2092
@grok who is that man with Trump
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@katedodd3
They don't give a flying.
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@LiShiMarx
The main character syndrome.
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He a fukking STAN man