Chinese man pushes monkey off railing, gets paws put on him (literally)

[Black Cher]

It was joined by another monkey, who defended its friend and also began to attack the man. The monkey’s clan mate rushes to its rescue and enters the building to attack the man. ‘The monkeys scratched the tourist,’ a temple employee said, adding: ‘There were other people inside, and they helped drive the monkeys away.’ The tourist later shared a photo of his bloodied hand and face

 

[Take It In Blood]

fuk around with them fuk arounds and u fuk around and get smoked

 

[Nintendough]

He got what he deserved for trying to be tough against a wild animal

 

[Matt504]

 

[Stacks]

Jackie Chan got his shyt ROCKED

 

[Black Barbie]

That's what he gets.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

good

I hope that monkey gave him herpes too.

clown

 

[Stacks]

Who that Hellraisor breh sat next to him?

 

[50CentStan]

video hilarious

 

[K.Dot]

 

[Geek Nasty]

This is some "lose your girl" level humiliation. She'll never look at him the same

CNN had a video of some dude running from a Canadian goose, falling all on the ground and rolling around

Nothing you can do in life to recover your manhood after soemthing like that

EDIT: Found it

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/24/us/goose-golf-attack-michigan-photos-trnd/index.html

 

[K.Dot]

Monkeys do not have paws

 

[Black Cher]

Monkeys do not have paws

I know but I had to come up with a good title

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ogun

 

[Black Barbie]

Monkeys do not have paws

Might not have paws, but they got hands...

Spoiler

I'll see myself out now.