Chipotle Is Giving Away Free Burritos To Prove They're Food Is Safe

[REdefinition]

They're this generation's Jack in the Box when they had that e-coli outbreak during the 90s.

They'll be fine.

to a fellow old head.

 

[ORDER_66]

I ate Chipotle before I knew about the outbreak. I had Jury Duty.
We took a break for lunch
chipotle?
sure why not
Got Carne Asada with black beans and rice
no chips
a lemonade to drink
damn that shyt was good

Get another one to eat on my way to the courthouse
They call me to the stand. It was a hit and run case. They ask me shyt like if i'll be a fair juror and stuff like that. I answer yes to all the questions. Then they say "thank you sir - you've just landed yourself a spot on the jury"

So I get up and the bailiff starts laughing his ass off. The DA is holding in laughter too. Then the Bailiff goes "eyy dawg you sat in some shyt?" I lol and feel the back of my pantaloons sure enough it;s shyt. I started thinking about when I could've sat in doody but I couldn't think of when. I go to the bathroom to clean up and theres more shyt in my drawls than there was outside and it was just leaking out my ass

I make a butt-tampon with rolled up toilet paper to try and plug it up a bit and tell the bailiff and the Judge i have an emergency and I gotta go. and half way through I start vomiting all over the place.

this chipotle shyt is real brehs

it's really real

That is so fukking nasty.... Cant even control your bowels...

 

[JJ_ALL_DAY]

Ate that sh*t last friday and was sick for the last couple of days. Just started feeling better today. Definitely going back to cooking my own food more often rather than eating out.

 

[Chrishaune]

I'm going.......

"God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for our food.........."

 

[MF budz]

I kept eating while all the shyt was going on And they kept givin me half off if I got one or if I got two, buy one get one free(which is Half off) I was there every other day. A mans gotta get his protein. Their barbacoa isn't bad either.

 

[KOOL-AID]

I ate Chipotle before I knew about the outbreak. I had Jury Duty.
We took a break for lunch
chipotle?
sure why not
Got Carne Asada with black beans and rice
no chips
a lemonade to drink
damn that shyt was good

Get another one to eat on my way to the courthouse
They call me to the stand. It was a hit and run case. They ask me shyt like if i'll be a fair juror and stuff like that. I answer yes to all the questions. Then they say "thank you sir - you've just landed yourself a spot on the jury"

So I get up and the bailiff starts laughing his ass off. The DA is holding in laughter too. Then the Bailiff goes "eyy dawg you sat in some shyt?" I lol and feel the back of my pantaloons sure enough it;s shyt. I started thinking about when I could've sat in doody but I couldn't think of when. I go to the bathroom to clean up and theres more shyt in my drawls than there was outside and it was just leaking out my ass

I make a butt-tampon with rolled up toilet paper to try and plug it up a bit and tell the bailiff and the Judge i have an emergency and I gotta go. and half way through I start vomiting all over the place.

this chipotle shyt is real brehs

it's really real

welp nevermind then fukk dat not trynna have nutella booty

 

[earl n water]

...So I get up and the bailiff starts laughing his ass off. The DA is holding in laughter too. Then the Bailiff goes "eyy dawg you sat in some shyt?" I lol and feel the back of my pantaloons sure enough it;s shyt. I started thinking about when I could've sat in doody but I couldn't think of when. I go to the bathroom to clean up and theres more shyt in my drawls than there was outside and it was just leaking out my ass

I legit had to step outside while reading this
How you not realize you shyt on yoself, cuzzo? ...YOU gone smell it before anybody else does..