give that man a damn oscar!!!!
*if it was me*
director: action!!!!!!

me:

chloe:

me:

chloe: wait wait......he pulled the flap to the side.

director: cut.......what happened?

me: I think the latex divider slipped.

chloe:

director: more baby oil and hot mist....action!!!!

me:

chloe: stop stop......he went deep in me and i'm sure i'm pregnant.

director: cut!!!!....how is that possible with the harness?

me: I had to feel it......I just had to feel it!

chloe: jesus he flooded me out and i'm leaking fluid.

director: Christ catpiticus

me: i'm going to jail huh?