Choose a superpower, but first person to quote you can choose a side effect

[hood b. goode]

I got super speed

 

[NinoBrown]

I got super speed

But you get winded if you exert yourself for 30 seconds...

I got super strength....

 

[RaspberryFitted]

But you get winded if you exert yourself for 30 seconds...

I got super strength....

your strength is uncontrollable, meaning you can’t tailor how much force you apply to an object

I can stop time for a minute

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

your strength is uncontrollable, meaning you can’t tailor how much force you apply to an object

I can stop time for a minute

YOU AGE 2 MINUTES.

X RAY VISION.

 

[Ozymandeas]

YOU AGE 2 MINUTES.

X RAY VISION.

Your eyes smell like fish afterwards

I can teleport like in the movie Jumper

 

[Heafcliffe]

Your eyes smell like fish afterwards

I can teleport like in the movie Jumper

Only once a month and will be 60% health during the remainder of the month

I have the ability to create currency and provide for others anonymously

 

[jay83]

Only once a month and will be 60% health during the remainder of the month

I have the ability to create currency and provide for others anonymously

But every time you use your powers a 25 random people die.


I can see future of events 3 months ahead.

 

[Cladyclad]

But every time you use your powers a 25 random people die.


I can see future of events 3 months ahead.

U can’t see a neg coming

i can convince anyone to do anything

 

[Dontdoit3]

U can’t see a neg coming

i can convince anyone to do anything

You won’t be able to use your powers to convince anyone else until your original target completes his task or he dies.

I can read minds.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

You won’t be able to use your powers to convince anyone else until your original target completes his task or he dies.

I can read minds.

You can only read the intrusive of people and when you do they act it out

I’m omniscient

 

[CopiousX]

I’m omniscient

But you still have a normal human brain, so you lag for 20minutes like a dail up computer every time you ponder the mysteries of the universe.






I can make myself as hard as diamonds at will.

 

[Professor K.]

But you still have a normal human brain, so you lag for 20minutes like a dail up computer every time you ponder the mysteries of the universe.






I can make myself hard as diamonds at will.

You can't move

I can phase through objects

 

[Daniel.]

But you still have a normal human brain, so you lag for 20minutes like a dail up computer every time you ponder the mysteries of the universe.






I can make myself as hard as diamonds at will.

But when you cum, you cum literal diamonds and it feels like you're passing kidney stones every time you bust.

I can turn invisible at will.

 

[5n0man]

But when you cum, you cum literal diamonds and it feels like you're passing kidney stones every time you bust.

I can turn invisible at will.

You can't see, hear, or feel anything when invisible.


I have batman's prep time.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Prep time takes you a minimum of 31 days.

I am an expert computer scientist and software engineer.