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Peter Popoff

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Prevent animals from committing suicide. :mjcry:
For every animal you protect, 9 🐈 πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›οΈπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›οΈπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›οΈπŸˆ suffer slow agonizing deaths and you have to hear their annoying sounds in your head.

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CopiousX

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Prevent animals from committing suicide. :mjcry:
But you have involuntarily destroyed the agriculture industry because polinating bee(s) can no longer defend themselves by stinging predators and dying afterwards. :lupe:








I can trigger earthquakes anywhere bbw(s) gather :ehh:
 
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Every time you prevent a suicide, a family member commits one, close cousins and distant cousins included

I can go invisible with or without clothes

Everytime you go invisible any sex you have afterwards results in diseased pus oozing out of every orifice.

I can heal everyone including me mentally and physically except GreenGhxst's family. For every person I heal they take the injury.
 

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But you have involuntarily destroyed the agriculture industry because polinating bee(s) can no longer defend themselves by stinging predators and dying afterwards. :lupe:








I can trigger earthquakes anywhere bbw(s) gather :ehh:

They always moving to gather around you.

I can generate perpetual energy that powers the world from CopiousX bbws.
 

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Everytime you go invisible any sex you have afterwards results in diseased pus oozing out of every orifice.

I can heal everyone including me mentally and physically except GreenGhxst's family. For every person I heal they take the injury.
But everytime u heal someone yo mentality degrades considerably.
I exist as 10 separate beings each adapting an learning from what the other 9 encounter
 

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But everytime u heal someone yo mentality degrades considerably.

Yeah. But I can still heal that.

I exist as 10 separate beings each adapting an learning from what the other 9 encounter

But all 10 of you forget after one of you uses the bathroom.

I can travel faster than light and cause no internal or external damage to myself and cause no physical damage to the environment.
 
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