Choose one animal to keep you safe. The others are trying to kill you.
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dezert_storm
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The bear 
Kenny West
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Bear.
Just chill in a tree and let that nikka work. They're the only ones on the list who could climb a tree to fukk with you
Just chill in a tree and let that nikka work. They're the only ones on the list who could climb a tree to fukk with you
A lion could climb a tree. It’s a fcking cat
Think Bear and I'll stay up high in a tree
But that rhino though
But that rhino though
The BasedFather
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A rhino easily. Got tank like armor, can flip cars with ease, aggressive as hell and a sword on their head. Only real threat to a rhino is the bear. All the rhino gotta do is charge and poke breh once and he’s gone.
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Hippos should have been listed
Cuz they get busy
To keep with the thread
Gorilla, specifically a Silverback
Cuz they get busy
To keep with the thread
Gorilla, specifically a Silverback
A lot of variables. Open terrain or closed quarters? Night time or day time? For how long do you have to stay alive? Who the hell would pick a crocodile against the field to protect them on land 
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In the habitat of whatever animal you chose.A lot of variables. Open terrain or closed quarters? Night time or day time? For how long do you have to stay alive? Who the hell would pick a crocodile against the field to protect them on land
Rhino. Obvious answer. Immma hop on his back and ride my way out of that fight . Fck i look like staying for all of that?
Think about it. He has forward speed if you direct him away from the action and his legs are tough enough to avoid the croc teeth.
Think about it. He has forward speed if you direct him away from the action and his legs are tough enough to avoid the croc teeth.
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This is an automatic L unless you get to pick the climate.
If it's a neutral/temperate climate then No matter which animal you pick the others will collectively bulldoze that animal easily and kill you.
Unless you're armed.
If I get to pick the environment then I'm picking Alaska in winter with clothing to survive there and I'm pick the Grizzly as my bodyguard.
The cold will kill the other animals before the bear or I have to get our hands dirty.
If it's a neutral/temperate climate then No matter which animal you pick the others will collectively bulldoze that animal easily and kill you.
Unless you're armed.
If I get to pick the environment then I'm picking Alaska in winter with clothing to survive there and I'm pick the Grizzly as my bodyguard.
The cold will kill the other animals before the bear or I have to get our hands dirty.
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There’s always that one outlier who defies nature and climb a Fcking tree after you