- Beat the shyt out of your famous ex.
- Publicly cheat on new girl with the ex you beat the shyt out of.
- Publicly tell new girl that she needs to get with the program because you're going to cheat anyway.
- Go to jail.
- Put out an anthem about how hoes ain't loyal.
- Knock new girl up without a ring.
- Have groupies cry because they're not having your baby and rave about how cute it's going to possibly be.
Sleazy Breezy can't lose, breh.
