http://mobile.dlisted.com/2013/02/06/lets-all-feel-sorry-chris-brown
If Chris Brown is soooo damned TIRED, then he should put off the album work and go lie down somewhere...on a floor while waxing it to serve the community. Surely he has enough money by now that a gap year is affordable.
WHY WOULD HIS MAMA help him trick probation officers? Way to raise an accountable man. Mama is still coddling this buck-toothed niggrum and holding his hand. How 'bout letting him arrange community service ON HIS OWN?
Systematically lying to cops does NOT END WELL. Lohan is learning this. LOHAN **actually** showed up at the morgue in the flesh. (Chris sent a hologram.)
Is not CB a big enough star that he would be papp'd while reporting to & departing from community service? If you are being photographed every time you leave the house, then don't tell cops that you were waxing floors in VA when you were really on stage in CA. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT IN THE LIE, AND SO WILL YOUR MAMA!!!
And now Chris wants to whine about being tired. Eat a balanced diet, sleep 8 hours+, drink much water, quit beating women, take flintstones chewables for men, lay off narcotics, say your prayers, and get an adderall Rx so you can focus on COMMUNITY SERVICE, son. >X-O
Is the alternative to community service a little jail time? Perhaps CB would prefer to explore other options...
--> aq out <--