Chris Christie out here redefining "lying" in real time

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

This son of a bytch

 

[wickedsm]

this fukk just spent a year and change massaging cheetos testicles, being abused by him in front of crowds,
being sent to fetch Mcdonalds and being told like a child that he had to have the meatloaf
he has NO pride

hes trying to see if he can push down that 15% to something truly historic like single digits

 

[Samori Toure]

Not very often you see a beached whale wash up on shore in New Jersey

That fat greasy lying fukk even had gastric bypass surgery.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[Pitfalls0117]

They elected him twice.

Bridgegate turned a lot of people, Republicans and Democrats alike, off of him

He essentially abdicated his governorship when he left the state for nearly an entire year, then flopped majorly, got on his knees for Trump, and then got thrown in the bushes by Trump. Trump voters in New Jersey probably don't even like him anymore because of how he got punked

 

[Pitfalls0117]

She's running for governor... This is how toxic he is

 

[wickedsm]

 

[Breh13]

One good thing Trump and Kushner did was lead on this guy, making him suck up to them and then throw him away.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[levitate]

Such a fukking slob.

 

[88m3]

he got bodied at a press conference today too

 

[88m3]

The Hill
2 hrs ·
Preet Bharara, the U.S. attorney fired by Trump for refusing to resign, used Chris Christie’s love of Bruce Springsteen to troll the governor for taking a weekend trip to a beach after he ordered it closed to the public.


Preet Bharara uses Springsteen lyrics to troll Christie
Chris Christie is a big fan of The Boss.
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