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Porn makes you afraid to look people in the eye? Sorry, but that's ridiculous.
Chris Rock: "I was addicted to porn and it destroyed my marriage"
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MalikX
Superstar
Porn did not ruin his marriage. FOH. His wife being upset with him looking at porn ruined his marriage. She could've looked at porn with him and did freaky shyt to keep the marriage spiced up but, instead she got mad he was looking at other naked chicks but, was probably only willing to do the same vanilla missionary sex for 16 years.
Edit: It was probably the cheating bro
Edit: It was probably the cheating bro
DatNkkaCutty
Veteran
What a scumbag.....
Yet I know his pain...
Promising yourself your only logging onto xvideos to watch one lesbo clip...only to end up in the "sloppy blowjob" section 2 hours later off an unfulfilling porno binge....
How bout walking into a laundromat...occupied by an attractive female where its just you and her, and mistaking every cue she gives you as an indication your in a real life porno scene and she wants to get it in.....
- "Would you be able to break a dollar?"
Me - "Yes I'd be able to break you down on this folding table..."
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- "Pardon me....I don't know what came over me...I mean yes I can give you some change..."
Yet I know his pain...
Promising yourself your only logging onto xvideos to watch one lesbo clip...only to end up in the "sloppy blowjob" section 2 hours later off an unfulfilling porno binge.... How bout walking into a laundromat...occupied by an attractive female where its just you and her, and mistaking every cue she gives you as an indication your in a real life porno scene and she wants to get it in.....- "Would you be able to break a dollar?"
Me - "Yes I'd be able to break you down on this folding table..."
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- "Pardon me....I don't know what came over me...
I mean yes I can give you some change..." 
MarcusDigital
Being Real Till Aint No Real Left
So should I close this xvideos.com tab on my phone or naaww?? 
What kinda porn is these nikkas watching that's so good it fukks up relationships and shyt?
Pass me a link
right
MalikX
Superstar
Homie was probably looking at porn everyday to keep himself from cheating. He was a rich celebrity knowing he could have most of the girls he was looking at if he wanted. Homie could have a different dime in his hotel every day if he wanted. nikka was jerking his meat as hard as he could (no homo) to keep from cheating
Still cheated a couple times too lol...
Still cheated a couple times too lol...
wastedmermaid
Superstar
Im sorry but I never understood how people get addicted to porn.
You can only beat your dikk so many times a day before you just dont even feel that shyt any more (my max is around 5
) after that its more effort than its even worth.Since the whole point of porn is to masterbait, why do nikkas continue to watch it? The story line?
Personally i dont think porn is that bad in moderation. Once, maybe twice on a day when im not doinh shyt and im good.
You can only beat your dikk so many times a day before you just dont even feel that shyt any more (my max is around 5
) after that its more effort than its even worth.Since the whole point of porn is to masterbait, why do nikkas continue to watch it? The story line?Personally i dont think porn is that bad in moderation. Once, maybe twice on a day when im not doinh shyt and im good.
An ashy lil fap hand
Banned
Lol he ain't a preacher. He speaking personal. So far he hasn't said 'dont jack it y'all!'. This is low-key promotion and nothing more, hence it being 'reported'. But if he had a problem, I hope he learns instead of just sharing.
Had it just been porn, he wouldn't have cheated. The issue is probably boredom plus access to new (and exotic) p*ssy. Deadass, porn ain't no addiction, it's methadone for sex addicts.
Distilled, he has to do something brutally honest to compete with Chapelle and the other new netflix millionaires. Work.
Had it just been porn, he wouldn't have cheated. The issue is probably boredom plus access to new (and exotic) p*ssy. Deadass, porn ain't no addiction, it's methadone for sex addicts.
Distilled, he has to do something brutally honest to compete with Chapelle and the other new netflix millionaires. Work.
Im sorry but I never understood how people get addicted to porn.
You can only beat your dikk so many times a day before you just dont even feel that shyt any more (my max is around 5
Personally i dont think porn is that bad in moderation. Once, maybe twice on a day when im not doinh shyt and im good.
Some people watch porn when they aren't even trying to beat it.
When I was an RA in Highschool and doing my rounds, there was this one kid named chase who would be up watching porn everynight.
He gave no fukks. He even told me he had porn soundtracks on his phone and listened to them to help him sleep
That cac had a super porn addiction
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
....His wife was a sexy Howard University AKA.....nikka that's like hitting (literally) the AA lottery in a lot of respects....
nikka was really walking around living that fiend life
But instead of cracc...
Every time his wife left the room breh had to fight off them fap demons
30 star rep...
Idk man nikkas is weird. I always thought the whole purpose of porn is to watch it and masterbait. But people really out here listening to that shyt as background noise
Rock was listening to those ambient porn sounds....going to sleep listening to squirting and cursing...breh got an alarm clock Lex Steele having seizures..
Homie was probably looking at porn everyday to keep himself from cheating. He was a rich celebrity knowing he could have most of the girls he was looking at if he wanted. Homie could have a different dime in his hotel every day if he wanted. nikka was jerking his meat as hard as he could (no homo) to keep from cheating
Still cheated a couple times too lol...
This is literally a movie premise
...like the plot has already written itself....it actually makes me ponder all these other celebrities with porn addictions.....were they trying to stay faithful by rubbing one out all the time???....
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What a scumbag.....
Yet I know his pain...
- "Would you be able to break a dollar?"
Me - "Yes I'd be able to break you down on this folding table..."
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- "Pardon me....I don't know what came over me...
Now im thinking of all the folks he had meetings with texting and caling him. Looking at their watches saying man he's running 15 mins late the hell is going on
I hate it happened to Rock but its sounding funny now
I hate it happened to Rock but its sounding funny now
wastedmermaid
Superstar
Some people watch porn when they aren't even trying to beat it.
When I was an RA in Highschool and doing my rounds, there was this one kid named chase who would be up watching porn everynight.
He gave no fukks. He even told me he had porn soundtracks on his phone and listened to them to help him sleep
That cac had a super porn addiction
Idk man nikkas is weird. I always thought the whole purpose of porn is to watch it and masterbait. But people really out here listening to that shyt as background noise