Religion/Spirituality Christians come explain this

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So my sister is an atheist. And my aunt can't stand that shiit. I bring it up to her all the time just to see her get pissed and get a good laugh :mjlol:

But anyway my sister was recently in a bad accident. Her car was totaled and it looked like it was dropped from a 1000 story building. But lucky all she had was a fractured bone in her arm.

So my aunt of course saw this as an opportunity to "convert"

Aunt: "Now you can't tell me God doesn't exist. He saved you" :mjgrin:

Sister: "No. I saved myself by swerving at the last minute." :jawalrus:

Bruh my aunt just started crying :russ:


So Christians I ask you, how do y'all react when your "See, God does exist" moments don't work?
 

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@Preacher come speak that gospel
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I really dk. I don't subscribe to any religion but I believe in a higher power. I know people of all religions and beliefs, including agnostic, atheist and all its variations and it's fine with me. My former boss is atheist and my very religious coworker asked me if it bothered me as it does her and I told her no because I judge people based on their actions and intentions. The boss was cool so who cares? What they eat don't make me shyt essentially.
 

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I really dk. I don't subscribe to any religion but I believe in a higher power. I know people of all religions and beliefs, including agnostic, atheist and all its variations and it's fine with me. My former boss is atheist and my very religious coworker asked me if it bothered me as it does her and I told her no because I judge people based on their actions and intentions. The boss was cool so who cares? What they eat don't make me shyt essentially.

This is a wonderful approach to take.

If only more people thought this way...
 

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I don't see how it didn't work...? The sister just took credit for what your aunt attributed to God. Nothing was proved or disproved. Your aunt was probably crying for your sisters arrogance and soul she thinks is going to hell.
 

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OP basic questions will pluck holes in theories. Why was there an accident to begin with? Why would the atheist live when devout Christians have died in car accidents? Then for the icing on the cake ask her what God was doing with slavery. Honestly I always wanna hear Jesus freaks discuss slavery cuz that's when they put on their tap dance shoes.

Cuz all the shyt in the Bible is contradictory, they view gay shyt as wrong but did gay shyt with the slaves
 
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