Chronicles of a FUKK-N1GGA: The Life & Times of Joe Budden

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that thumb looks like it has been through some serious damage lol
buddens always doing some dumb BS getting shytfaced and passing the fukk out where he's at.
 

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Thread is hilarious, but OP is full of shyt with that disclaimer. With all the budden stanning that went on at SOHH and now here, don't front like you know his life story and not his music.

He's a lame who can spit :ld:
 
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DISCLAIMER: I do not really know much about Joe Buddens Music. I've only heard 1 song my entire life, which was the one that had the fairly played video on rap city, pumps in the bumps or some shyt like that. I knew from then he was an OG Fukk-nikka, so I did what was best and stayed away from him. I've heard him sprinkled here & there, knowing it was the nikka that moaned "Uhhh" before he started to rap, and fastforwarded. Or might have heard him in Passing. So this thread, I cannot be the star or point of reference of it. I'd like someone who is more familiar with this guy to star in this thread and take it over. Make it yours. So here's what I do know.....


- Stuffed his face into Gloria "Whore" Velez' Rained out cooch, abused by the likes of Uncle Luke, Bun B, Jay-Z, Pimp C, Hype Williams & whoever else was on the Set of Big Pimpin, and Sisqo a BLATANT homosexual. Had a child with Aaron hall, a nikka that looks like he reeks of cheap cologne, has sex with underaged women, and raises up dogs. EVERYBODY in the hood knows that the "Dogman" Aint right. Then having her brag about it on camera while he stood there with a stupid look on his face.

- Begging for Porn on SOHH

- Flagging down Fabolous in a Barbershop begging for a feature

- his Mother looks like Felix the Cat

- Addicted to PCP

- Doesn't raise his children

- Forces Abortion on video whores

- Cupcakes video whores or passarounds

- Got upset with JR Smith over whatever, JR Smith then proceeds to take his bytch, use her for her talents, sensationalizes it via social media, then toss that trash out for joey the rac00n to come get his property back

- Putting peoples lives in danger talking shyt, having one of his friends get the black slapped off of him on his doorstep, now the nikka somewhere looking like this:

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- Putting kids lives in danger overseas, as this dominican gets the black slapped off of him for listening to FUKK-nikka music: Video: Little Boy Gets Slapped By His Father While Dancing To Joe Budden's "Pump It Up"

- Still doesn't shut his mouth, ends up talking down on Method Mans' rap skills, and Raekwon doesn't like the fact of a FUKK nikka talking down on someone he put in blood, sweat & tears to make this rap shyt a dream come true with...so he proceeds to get his eye scolded, Most likely some property of his taken, and forced to wear a leash and get online and say "Sorry", all while trying to play it down and look tuff smoking a cigarette, like it was some type of favor he was doing.















Ladies and Gentleman, FUKK-nikka EXTRODINAIRE: Joe Buddens.

this is arguably the funniest sh!t i've ever read. by the way, joe buddens said that he writes rhymes in the strip club, he brings his laptop, word to everything he said this on the breakfast club. King Of Fukkery..
 

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anyone remember when Budden got with Somaya and Fabolous clowned him all over twitter calling her Sam Bowie and shyt?
 

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Thread is hilarious, but OP is full of shyt with that disclaimer. With all the budden stanning that went on at SOHH and now here, don't front like you know his life story and not his music.

He's a lame who can spit :ld:



On everything I love I can honestly say I do not know:

1 complete joe budden verse, not even from a clue tape or something, I just knew he was the dweeb that said "uuuuuuuwwahhh" at the start of a verse like a dying Street Figter II character, so I knew to skip or fastforward.

1 single recognizable joe budden song.

1 unrecognizable joe budden song

1 slaughterhouse song (And the same as above goes for his partners, except I know that one song "Boom" because some nikka was running around in rhinestone headbands in the video)


The only how I know parts of joe buddens L'sperience is because he's a whore for social media. He used to always be on VladTV, and every week on sohh some new fukkery arised. And his Autistic stans used to go haywire whenever somebody said something about him.

Put it like this: If Marlo Stanfield told me to recite a joe buddens verse, the last people I'd ever see would've been Chris & Snoop.

So get the fukk outta here, sherLock hoLmes.






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On everything I love I can honestly say I do not know:

1 complete joe budden verse, not even from a clue tape or something, I just knew he was the dweeb that said "uuuuuuuwwahhh" at the start of a verse like a dying Street Figter II character, so I knew to skip or fastforward.



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