Chubby chaser advise

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Mane.... I had 2 this year that were soldiers... Both of them were some straight up head hunters. One had this special technique where she would spin her tongue around the head while sucking:ohlawd:. The first I got sucked up by her I busted in like 3 mins and was in total shock:mindblown:.

What killed me the most was these 2 could cook they asses off.

I'm talking they cooking me steaks, salmon, tacos... And always got good beer & weed on deck.

And I rarely had to pay for anything.
Had me like:ohhh:"this is why these nikkas be dating fat white hoes... Good head, good p*ssy, cooks, alcohol & weed... Never complains"

But as always things end once they eventually realize you're never gonna take them more serious than just friends with benefits.

Breh that's on everything same exact shyt with me...this bytch was a bomb cook and stayed with the dank weed I never had to pay for shyt it was All on a bytch..

That's why I don't knock brehs when I see them with a fat white bytch, I use to until I experienced it and I can honestly see why they do it...them fringe benefits
 

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I remember I sat one next to this big white chick on my uni bus. Chick was so big her whole left side was pressing on the side of my body. Anyways, I ain't tryna be mean and the bus is fairly packed so I just go whatever.

Find out later this bytch smell like fish and the smell got on me :scust:
 

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I have a friend and unfortunately she is losing her fight with cancer. I don't know what this says about me, but this thread made me laugh.

Thanks fellas
 

Dameon Farrow

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Ask a bunch of dudes that never see females how to respond to a female, brehs.

Anybody telling you to walk away wouldn't do the same in your shoes. Believe it. Just don't knock her up...same as with any other female.
 

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@DEAD7 you a Hilary supporter right? You should be used to loving trash white women by now :lolbron:


Nah but for real fam you better than this. Go get you a haircut and a suit and stop slumming it. I'm going to let this one slide as a slump buster but that's it.
 

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