church on easter as a youngin

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

the hats,

the colors of the suits,

preacher sweating 3 gallons with the 40 pound robe on

the speeches and tryna laugh at those who fcked up


all them mamas in the back cookin up all them southern classics

lets reminise since my nikkas, lookin back, glad mama made my ass wake up and watch bobby jones gospel and then get to sunday school

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

RIP TO MY CHILDHOOD PASTOR. SON HAD THE ROBE GAME ON LOCK. I DON'T THINK HE EVER WORE THE SAME ROBE TWICE.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

deacon brown, pass that collection plate

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Greatest the hunt !!!


When we find real eggs with food coloring

when you find the plastic ones with the candy

 

[Heretic]

My preacher was the ric flair of the robe game on easter... The little kids with the generic speeches and the total clusterfukk of a play where nobody remembered the lines so they read off of a script

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I relive my childhood every Easter, because it never changes. But to the one's we see every so often we call the CME's. You know the people that come to church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter. We call them the CME's. Anyway you see Sister Talbert's daughters in them tight dresses. All the women coming out looking good in their new heels. Be havin' a brother