The coli don't like shyt
the literal return of Jesus could be captured in 4K y'all nikkas would call it mid
I'm going to see it on broke nikka Tuesday regardless of what yall gotta say idc idc


100% the opposite. Coli loves to immediately deem a mediocre film/show classic, and a bag of trash, treasure. Then get angry if someone offers a reasoned explanation for why the thing isn't good. Several posts in here were essentially like "

this was one of the best films of the year brehs" and the movie was pure slop.
Script was comically lazy and incoherent, the kid's performance was sub-par and maudlin, the movie moved at a glacial pace and the terror was mostly nonexistent, the "evolution" of the virus brought us Steven Adams sized zombies that ran fast with their enormous penises inexplicably flopping around - and even their "fast" was actually slow compared to the original zombies. The village was dull and the gratuitously inserted footage of historical flashbacks pointless, and the skull collector was a pseudo-philosophical clown of a character: "
memento mori!" A pregnant zombie with her titties out squata and gives birth to an uninfected and the tardish mother hold her hands


Then the garish Euro Ninjas do some B-Movie acrobatics


You can't be fukkin serious with this slapdash bullshyt