That Ross True Magazine interview is one of the finest comedic performances of the past 10 years
Rick Ross: "if this is Tru Magazine, where did Tru hear of a Rick Ross/50 Cent beef?......I shyt on nikkas."
Interviewer: "Thats what's up

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"Make sense bout what you asking a n!gga...I got 50 muh'fukkas that want an interview...I don't got time to answer FRIVOLOUS questions"
"We out in LA. I got models....with MOUTHS. With motivation.that's motivating me! They waiting for me. They love me. I'm handsome. I'm rich. U think i give a fukk?!"
"I love life. I'm late cuz I just ate Roscoe's. I'm full. I loved it. You gotta love me."
"We hustlin. This shyt is easy to me. I'm tryna have 10 Burger Kings so I can get fat & sit on a boat & LAUGH AT nikkaS."
"That's my motivation in life: having a big belly. No underwear. Shorts sagging in Chancletas..SAME ONES JAY-Z had. Don't get it fukked up."
"That's life, nikka. Saint Tropez! *waves with both hands* I'm comin!! Yo nikkas."
"There's a difference when you rich & you supposed to be rich and when you rich & you KNOW you aint supposed to be rich. I'm rich & know I ain't supposed to be rich. I like my money physically. In bags. Not what the bank say. I like my shyt so I can see it. I like to weigh my shyt. Every 88 pounds you better know what that means."
"I ain't been to sleep in 14 years."
"This that REAL blood diamond shyt. Oh yeah. They still going to dig em up. Believe that"
Rick Ross:"You cant stop me. You call it a gun charge? *pops collar* I call it.....I call it uh....I call it uh..*thinks to self*...I call it uh....I call it uh...what do you call those people that safe lives at the beach?
Some Lady chimes in:"....a lifeguard?
Rick Ross: ".....A lifeguard? Yeah....yeah. I liked the way that sounds."