Clean Yo Crib Checklist

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1.) Phase 1: Load Dishwasher and Washing Machine and spray tubs with bathroom cleaners.

Pick up all dirty clothes and put them into the washing machine. Put all dirty dishes in the sink or dish washer. Spray all tubs with strong bathroom cleaner.

While the bathtub is soaking, dishes and clothes are washing, you can do other tasks.

2.) Phase 2: Clearing the area-Pick up all trash and put it in a trash bag. Bottles, wrappers, napkins, receipts, old mail, tissues, paper cups/plates, plastic wear ect.

Put all items on surfaces away into drawers. Nothing should be on the floor or countertops or surfaces. Fold up clean clothes and put them away. Hang up all coats.

3.) Phase 3: The wipe down. Pick a surface cleaner of your choice (I.e. vinegar, all-purpose cleaner, lyesol,) and wipe down ALL SURFACES. Get the cracks where grime lives. Behind the toilet. Wipe em down. For wood furniture, get some lemony Pledge!

wipe down that wood! Make it shine! Get the dust bunnies from the blinds.
4.) Phase 4: Sweep and vaccum!- Sweep out all areas without carpet. Bathrooms and kitchen floors. Then vacuum!

5.) Bathtub should be clean unless it’s really dirty because that cleaner I posted above is STRONG. If you leave it on for 30 mins, it’ll eat away most dirt. You might not even have to scrub. But if you do need to get those rings around the tub,

6.) Put dishes away. Turn on Netflix and fold laundry while binge-watching a show.

7.) Light some incense. Chill. Invite your chicks to the crib to show it off.

YOSH!

Edit: I almost forgot-CHANGE YOUR NASTY ASS SHEETS ONCE A WEEK! Gross!

 

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This whole process should only take 1 hr a week.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

never let bleach sit on ceramic! That chit will turn it yellow and leave it dis-colored. Please stop doing that, had a roomate fill up my bathtub with bleach and water, and let it sit overnight, came back that chit was yellow as fuk.

 

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never let bleach sit on ceramic! That chit will turn it yellow and leave it dis-colored. Please stop doing that, had a roomate fill up my bathtub with bleach and water, and let it sit overnight, came back that chit was yellow as fuk.

I don’t allow bleach to sit but I do spray Tilex in my bathtubs and let it set so that it can eat away all of the grossness. Allowing it to sit saves you from having to scrub too much.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Step 1- wake the wife and kids up
Step 2- go fishing and come home 3 hours later to a clean house
Step 3-

 

[OfTheCross]

I don't clean my crib cause I don't let it get dirty.

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

I don’t allow bleach to sit but I do spray Tilex in my bathtubs and let it set so that it can eat away all of the grossness. Allowing it to sit saves you from having to scrub too much.

You shyt standing up in ur shower?

 

[OfTheCross]

Step 1- wake the wife and kids up
Step 2- go fishing and come home 3 hours later to a clean house
Step 3-

When cleaning does happen...this is how it gets done

 

[Dad]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My little brother always making fun of me that he can tell when my girl came over cause it be clean as shyt compared to how I normally leave the place

 

[Blackrogue]

Step 1- wake the wife and kids up
Step 2- go fishing and come home 3 hours later to a clean house
Step 3-

 

[Diondon]

 

[Blackrogue]

I don't clean my crib cause I don't let it get dirty.

But how do you prevent it from getting dirty?

 

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You shyt standing up in ur shower?

That’s not my shower.I’m just demonstrating the power of Tilex. If it works on that warzone, whatever normal people got going on in their tubs is lite work.

 

[Blackrogue]

And then you let them