CM Punk in UFC attire

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I want him to be successful mainly because I don't want to listen to Paul making corny jokes about it on the following six RAWs.

If he loses badly they're gonna throw all kinds of jabs on RAW

How great would it be if Punk lucked up and flash-KO'ed someone in the first, then used the post-fight speech to announce his retirement from MMA. :cmmad:

I will actually pop some popcorn and scroll my Twitter timeline if he did that. The fukkery will be intense
 

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ufc nerds need to stop crying over punk taking some guys spot and that he never had a fight. shyts about MONEY. his ppv is gonna outsell every other fight that year in most likelyhood.

ufc nerds crying he hasnt had any amateur fights need to chill the fukk out. this is coming from a guy who isnt a punk fan whatsoever either.noone cares about some bum fighter.sorry thats life.if dude wins hes gonna generate major money for them, no reason to wonder why hes in this spot, cause ya gotta be retarded to not understand...
 

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-Man the fukkery when he starts fighting :ohlawd:

-The fukkery,:troll:-ing and ensuing mark wars if he ends up not getting his ass kicked for the first few fights and wins :dead:
 

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As a combat controller in the Air Force and someone who has been doing BJJ for almost 6years, I swear I would destroy him. Like someone already said, I never judge someone just by looking at them because most MMA fighters do not look intimidating but since I know what Punk is capable of, I'm definitely destroying him
You should contact Dana. Im sure he's looking for a confident young amateur to feed to Phil for his first match.
 

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Not the diet. Punk's just a cardio fiend.

If he was a cardio fiend he wouldn't have man t*ts and his skin wouldn't be so loose on his body...he probably eats likes shyt with too much soy in his diet or has low testosterone
 
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