cant stand these nikkas mayne.Terri: (knocks on my office door)
you got a minute benji?Me:
(typing on keyboard) Not really, why wassup?Terri: (sits in my office chair and throws his hands up like
) BRUH, They done repo'd my shyt right out the parking lot.Me:
damn my nikka, that was yours? we was in the managers lounge dying laughing at that shyt but we thought it was one of the janitors whip ..so that was you? 
Terri: Yea fam, it was mine...BUT IM SAYING HOW THEY FIND MY shyt, I PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY LISCENSE PLATE AND EVERYTHING WTF
Me:
duck tape? nah man, that aint how that work.....Terri:
BRO I NEED MY shyt DA HELL IMA DO? (slaps a stack of papers off my desk)Me: (Stands up) FUK WRONG WIT U NUCCA
PICK MY shyt UP NOW AND RE-ORGANIZE THEM REPORTS OL BIG HEAD AZZ NIKKA OR IMA WRITE U UP..Terri:
my bad big dog im just stressed (starts pickup up paper)...you think i can get a ride home today after work?Me:
.....cant do it my man, company policy.Terri: (stands up angrily) NIKKA I KNOW U TOOK TAMMY HOME ALL LAST WEEK
EVERYBODY KNOW U FUKN HER DOG...DONT U GOT A WIFE? ..you taking me home or im telling your wife whats really good, feel me? 
Me:
oh word?....aight bet..i got you bro. be outside at 3pm on the dot...Terri: (stands up and hits a dance like
HAVE DAT AC ALREADY BLOWING TO BEFORE I GET IN DA CAR, MY shyt AINT HAD AC IN YEARS..TRYING TO SEE WAT DATS LIKE Me:
aight u got it big dog.Terri: (leaves office)
Me: (goes to my car and pops the trunk and pulls out a half ounce bag of reggie and then goes back into the office, knocks on my boss's door)
Me: Sir, can I have a word?
David: Yes, Benjamin, come on in
Me: Well, sir, I just want to be a team player, you know I respect everyone and try my best everyday. I have a problem sir.
David: Oh my, what is it Benji (gets up and walks around his desk and sits on his desk facing me)
Me: (Pulls out bag of reggie and puts it on davids desk) Terri, Terri told me......
David: Benji, you are safe her pal, just let it out
Me: Terri told me if i dont sell this sac of sticks and seeds to the janitor staff that he gone kill me, he said they mexican and probably gone get deported by ICE anyway so selling to them would be easy...He flashed a gun at me to.
David:
WHAT IN HIGH HEAVENS TARNATIONS IS GOING ON HERE. Benji you just wait right here im going to speak with Terri right now (walks out of his office and closes the door behind him, i get up and look through the blinds like
pleading his innocence, terri looks over and sees me staring through the blinds)Security rushes Terri and handcuffs him, they start hitting terri over the head with clubs because he's resisting, now im in the blinds staring like
Damn...all because the nikka wouldnt pay his car note
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these new nikkas aint got no pride.
