Co-workers that ask for rides home...

benjamin

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:martin: cant stand these nikkas mayne.

Terri: (knocks on my office door) :mjgrin: you got a minute benji?

Me: :dahell: (typing on keyboard) Not really, why wassup?

Terri: (sits in my office chair and throws his hands up like :yeshrug:) BRUH, They done repo'd my shyt right out the parking lot.

Me: :ohhh: damn my nikka, that was yours? we was in the managers lounge dying laughing at that shyt but we thought it was one of the janitors whip ..so that was you? :mjtf:

Terri: Yea fam, it was mine...BUT IM SAYING HOW THEY FIND MY shyt, I PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY LISCENSE PLATE AND EVERYTHING WTF :why:

Me: :what:duck tape? nah man, that aint how that work.....

Terri: :damn:BRO I NEED MY shyt DA HELL IMA DO? (slaps a stack of papers off my desk)

Me: (Stands up) FUK WRONG WIT U NUCCA :demonic: PICK MY shyt UP NOW AND RE-ORGANIZE THEM REPORTS OL BIG HEAD AZZ NIKKA OR IMA WRITE U UP..

Terri: :whoa:my bad big dog im just stressed (starts pickup up paper)...you think i can get a ride home today after work?

Me: :snoop: .....cant do it my man, company policy.

Terri: (stands up angrily) NIKKA I KNOW U TOOK TAMMY HOME ALL LAST WEEK :gucci: EVERYBODY KNOW U FUKN HER DOG...DONT U GOT A WIFE? :what:..you taking me home or im telling your wife whats really good, feel me? :lolbron:

Me: :beli: oh word?....aight bet..i got you bro. be outside at 3pm on the dot...

Terri: (stands up and hits a dance like
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THOUGHT SO bytch ASS NUCCA :russ: HAVE DAT AC ALREADY BLOWING TO BEFORE I GET IN DA CAR, MY shyt AINT HAD AC IN YEARS..TRYING TO SEE WAT DATS LIKE :russ:

Me: :beli: aight u got it big dog.

Terri: (leaves office)

Me: (goes to my car and pops the trunk and pulls out a half ounce bag of reggie and then goes back into the office, knocks on my boss's door)

Me: Sir, can I have a word? :mjgrin:

David: Yes, Benjamin, come on in :mjpls:

Me: Well, sir, I just want to be a team player, you know I respect everyone and try my best everyday. I have a problem sir. :mjcry:

David: Oh my, what is it Benji (gets up and walks around his desk and sits on his desk facing me)

Me: (Pulls out bag of reggie and puts it on davids desk) Terri, Terri told me......:mjcry:

David: Benji, you are safe her pal, just let it out :mjcry:

Me: Terri told me if i dont sell this sac of sticks and seeds to the janitor staff that he gone kill me, he said they mexican and probably gone get deported by ICE anyway so selling to them would be easy...He flashed a gun at me to. :mjcry:

David: :damn:WHAT IN HIGH HEAVENS TARNATIONS IS GOING ON HERE. Benji you just wait right here im going to speak with Terri right now (walks out of his office and closes the door behind him, i get up and look through the blinds like
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..david is yelling and terri and terri is standing up like :damn:pleading his innocence, terri looks over and sees me staring through the blinds)

Security rushes Terri and handcuffs him, they start hitting terri over the head with clubs because he's resisting, now im in the blinds staring like
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Damn...all because the nikka wouldnt pay his car note :snoop:
 
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Better jump on some payments or jump yo ass on that BUS or that bicicleta 😭

You ain't grown until you got ya OWN

IMHO if you working for ANY company that got people asking for rides...even the low level folks in training.....most money you gone ever make at a company like that is 120k BEFORE taxes and they gone probably work the shyt out yo ass 😭😭😭
 
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