A Classic from benji brehs.
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I tell them to give me $40 for a ride home. They be trying to say “bruh, it’s cheaper on uber.” Then I say “take an uber then muthafukka.”
Taking a Uber is easy breh. As a tip throw up in their backseat, they get $200 for that
Dead seriousis that true?
Dead serious
I ain’t gonna hold ya. I was one of those please gimme a ride types at the beginning of my career. Moved closer to the job so I could walk home because I was tired of asking. It wasn’t fun bring that it was midnight and allI’m not trying to ever do that again.
is that true?
lol the image of this nikka in the driver seat blowing big farts, stop and go all with theYup. As long as you take pics and have the active ride on file, uber will charge the passengers card $200 but I heard it’s at $250 now.
My brothers homie has his interior fully covered in car seats, weather tech floor mats etc etc in a car he uses strictly for uber so he doest give a fukk about it. He drives late night to the bars and picks up drunk folks. He then drives to get them to throw up (swerving, hard breaking, fast acceleration, farting)
Said it works 90% of the time. Usually comes home with 6-$800 a night. It’s his only job and he lives in a middle class, gated community in the Bay Area.
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Security rushes Terri and handcuffs him, they start hitting terri over the head with clubs because he's resisting, now im in the blinds staring like![]()