Coca-Cola’s secret formula has been cracked

[BlackBall]

fukk that I’m a Tab man

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[ORDER_66]

What, no cocaine??!

 

[Lambent55]

Ethanol?

Tea Tree oil?




if anyone tries to mix this.

 

[fifth column]

Now crack the marketing and branding

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

still drinking soda in 2026?

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, over here…

 

[diggy]

By the time I buy all that shyt to make it, I could have bought a bottle for less and been on my way.

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[KillerPups]

how are they selling something for years we don't even know what is in it

 

[Astroslik]

Drink soda in 2026 brehs...

 

[Sbp]

Man so... I been using the Coca-Cola formula since 98( I was 13) added my own touch to it and started pumping that shyt in my driveway. Recipe was perfecto, and I made sure it was just right EVERY TIME, sprained my wrist once because I was whipping that shyt so hard fool. MFs was hooked yo, one hit and you was a customer for life. I had the whole hood on smash, them lines went out the driveway and down the block. People was in line talmbout "it's the real thing!!!" "Catch the wave!!!" I ain't lying either I was rich AF!

 

[tuckgod]

Take all the bullshyt out and it would make a mean leave in conditioner.

 

[Phantum]

If this doesn't make you stop drinking soda nothing will.

 

[Red Money]

Corporations figure out medicines too...but legality and exclusivity periods before generics with different inactive ingredients have to go down.


You probably can't just copy coca cola or it could have been undercut a long time ago. But Walmart/Sam's Club have their own formula of various sodas for a reason.