Cold Approaches--pick up?

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This just happened about 2 hours ago...

So, what's your move in this scenario?

You go to Target to do some regular shopping and you spot 2 Asian girls that may or may not speak English. You are one who is infected with yellow fever. One of them has the biggest breasts you ever seen in person for an Asian chick (no ass though, not even a little). Them things were bouncing and she wasn't even running. I tried to peep the chicks through the aisles for a bit, but then carried on with my business. Anyway...I didn't end up approaching them, but I thought about it on the subway ride back home. :ohlawd:

I've been with wifey for too long and lost any of the few skills that I had for picking chicks up. My confidence is shot. My wifey is currently out of the country. Anyway...what would've been your approach in this situation?
 

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you can say the most outrageous shyt when it comes to cold approaching and it may work
 

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So, I would've had to talk to both of them. BTW, they were talking to each other in what ima say is Korean. They may have had passable English, but I don't know.

I wouldn't even be able to use the line, you have nice style so I was wondering if you could help me pick something out for my little sister, because she wasn't really stylish. Them hooters though:bryan: Plus, that actually works in real life or just TV shows, the whole, help me pick something out.
 

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Breh you aint got shyt to lose. You should have just approached them introduce yourself then started a small conversation and got one of there numbers. Simple :lawd:
 

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You're right, I had a bandage on my arm because I had just gotten blood drawn, but that's not unattractive is it? I should've just grabbed the chick and told her "It's your move!"
 

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This just happened about 2 hours ago...

So, what's your move in this scenario?

You go to Target to do some regular shopping and you spot 2 Asian girls that may or may not speak English. You are one who is infected with yellow fever. One of them has the biggest breasts you ever seen in person for an Asian chick (no ass though, not even a little). Them things were bouncing and she wasn't even running. I tried to peep the chicks through the aisles for a bit, but then carried on with my business. Anyway...I didn't end up approaching them, but I thought about it on the subway ride back home. :ohlawd:

I've been with wifey for too long and lost any of the few skills that I had for picking chicks up. My confidence is shot. My wifey is currently out of the country. Anyway...what would've been your approach in this situation?
*hey, how yall doin* and let nature take its course. Im not sure what you're looking for here. Lines dont work. If you cant come from your heart when you speak to a woman, you have no business speaking to a woman because obviously whatever is causing you to freeze and choke up wasnt designed for her.

Still, if i was in your situation, with a girlfriend n all i would have acknowledged their beauty and went on with my life because infidelity is a form of demonic behavior, friend.
 

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You could have been like

You: Hey what are you guys speaking? Im _____ by the way nice to meet you.

Them: Hi ______ we are from Korea

You: Oh thats cool I would love to visit there one day.

Them:Yes it is very beautiful

You: Listen I have to get out of here, I was wondering could I grab your number and we can pick up where we left off?

Them: Sure

:salute:
 

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I can't do cold approaches, I never know what to say to new people female or male

:why:
 

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You could have been like

You: Hey what are you guys speaking? Im _____ by the way nice to meet you.

Them: Hi ______ we are from Korea

You: Oh thats cool I would love to visit there one day.

Them:Yes it is very beautiful

You: Listen I have to get out of here, I was wondering could I grab your number and we can pick up where we left off?

Them: Sure

:salute:
Whered you get that from :youngsabo:
 

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You could have been like

You: Hey what are you guys speaking? Im _____ by the way nice to meet you.

Them: Hi ______ we are from Korea

You: Oh thats cool I would love to visit there one day.

Them:Yes it is very beautiful

You: Listen I have to get out of here, I was wondering could I grab your number and we can pick up where we left off?

Them: Sure

:salute:
:dwillhuh:


















:salute:
 

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Honestly where you fukking up is trying to find the perfect thing to say, because there never is a perfect thing to say. Say whats on your mind and if it works it works, if it doesn't on to the next
 
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I am reluctantly adding to this thread cause I don't know if you normally troll or shyt on black people. If you do shyt on black people in this forum the last thing I want to do is put you up on some shyt...but fukk it, innocent until proven guilty.

First, break the ice by walking up and letting them know why you are interrupting what they're doing. Since you're shopping at target you could have looked at what they were about to buy and and ask about it.

:jawalrus: You: Excuse me, I was thinking about getting [insert item] for my [insert family member] but I'm not sure how good they are. Are [insert item] any good?

Now that you have broken the ice, make sure you ask more open ended questions so that you don't get one word answers. (Start your question with "Who, What, When, Why, Where", ect.)

If you steer the conversation from the item that she's shopping for, to her interest then it will feel less like your tryna get her number and more like a casual conversation which is good.

Then after some back and forth conversation, formally introduce your self.
:jawalrus: You: By the way, my name is [insert name]. (Ask for her name next).

During the conversation you will know if she is interested in you or just being polite. If you feel that she is interested, ask for her number.

:jawalrus:You: I don't want to take up all of your time but I want to continue our conversation...lets exchange numbers.

You say they might not speak English, if that's the case you probably weren't gonna pull them. If they fresh off the boat, they probably only checkin for other asians or white people. So don't even trip.
 
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