Coli 2021 predictions

[Bootzilla]

can't get much worse

 

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queen elizabeth, anthony hopkins, tekashi 69, famous dex

coronavirus the entire year

recession

 

[DON MA MA]

1)More lockdowns
2)Alien contact
3)Chinese agents in America will be exposed and deported or imprisoned in mass
4) Underground White terror groups will show their ass

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

@number21 will still be a dry dikk nikka nerd, that's locked in until 2030

 

[Ahadi]

Tesla & Bitcoin fukkery

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

You nikkas is too pessimistic. I be sure to avoid threads like this going into the new year

 

[mamba]

A Wayans brother will pass away

 

[Mastamimd]

Detox will finally come out

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

NaS will win a Grammy

 

[Malik1time]

69 will get shot at

 

[6CertsAndAMovie]

I think larger natural disasters than we've ever seen before

Very strong winter storms and scorching hot summers

World Government start building artificial island to mitigate the effect of tsunamis and hurricanes

Civil Unrest, but this time due to Labor Laws

a rebirth of the older dirtier unions

Huge spikes in STDS diseases become resistant some become more viral

an STD will mutate and start spreading like a cold

farmers/ middle belt have issues fertilizing their crops causing another midwest decline

Pancreatic/Colon Cancers will rise

two companies hit the valuation of 1.5 trillion dollars (probably Apple and Amazon)
if tesla fully moves their headquarters to Texas they end up losing a ton of values because they sell Electric Credits to other car companies as a side hustle

Biden carrys the torch and starts war in venezuela

Honduras undergoes a civil war

China gets pushback and starts a new cold war (Hot take: Even though America's militarily dominant it ends up losing in the long run)

Vladimir Putin dies

Cacs run amock/ violence to corporate and government bulidings and officials will be on the rise

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• The biggest economic catastrophe known to man
• Five rappers are going to die (one being a particular GOAT)
• The pandemic will when up being put on the back burner by mid fall 2021 to 2022
• 10 Hollywood entertainers will passed away (one being extremely tragic as it will hit the Coli hard)
• There will be talks of economic credits that will help out families eligible which will cost friction between the two parties
• Nintendo will introduce the Switch Max (a 4k OLED version of the switch that will run most games at 60fps and will be priced at 349.99)
• Best Buy will closed a whole bunch of stores in favor of warehouse shipping spots
• Gamestop will officially die sometime in March
• There's going to be a shift in people wanting out of the United States especially involving China's "Suge Knight announcement" which will cause the country to hold people captive (thus the US will end up being what it hated the most..)
• PS5s will still be hard to find regardless of the stoppages of scalpers
• Sadly....another Coli member will pass away, which will make people realize that life has meaning

Beyond these bullet points, 2021 will be one of those years that comes and goes. Nothing chaotic like 2020, but it still buckle up season with the fukkery that will be on the way

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[ElMorenoFeo809]

Bye betty white
Bye queen elizabeth
Bye prince philip
Bye howard stern
Bye lebron james
Bye will smith