Coli 2023 Blackness Rating

[Ɀoᥱɣ]

1-I have 2 Black Parents - Yes

1-I married a Black Man or Woman - Not married (22) but seeing one yes

1-I have procreated with a Black Man or Woman. - I have no kids.

1-I went to a Black institution of higher learning - Yes

1-I own property in a majority Black neighborhood (not rent) - I'm 22 not there yet lol

1-I own a business with at least 1 Black employee - Yes

1-I voted for Obama (2008) - No I was 8

1-I voted for Obama (2012) - No I was 12

1-I mentor or help educate Black children - Yes but only if I personally know them like baby sitting or a younger relative.

1-I know what Hoppin John is (without Google) -No

5/10 damn I guess i'm mixed

 

[2CT]

got 2 black parents and i voted for Obeezy in 08 that’s about it for me

ain’t ever got married, had kids or went to college

couldn’t care less about a Hoppin John

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Try to get yourself up to an 8.. Gotta give yourself a little PAWG elbow room for in the future

She gotta be ok with staying with me at my home in the black neighborhood

 

[invalid]

-Family members in black history books.
-Major African American History Museum named after a cousin.
-Buildings on HBCUs that have my family name (and my surname).

Legacy and Contribution

All that shyt in the OP is shallow bullshyt with a thin veneer of blackness.

 

[DON MA MA]

6

 

[Studious one]

Sigh. Let me turn in my black card now.

 

[Studious one]

This reminds me of the ancestry test. I had to do some multiplication and division and carry the one type shyt

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

I’m a strong 9

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

2

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

basically all minors that aren't fast are c00ns under these ratings lmao

 

[Sad Bunny]

1-I married a Black Woman

1-I voted for Obama (2008)

1-I voted for Obama (2012)

1-I mentor or help educate Black children

 

[Lonj]

There’s only one metric that correlates to blackness and that’s the first one.

Because someone isn’t married, didn’t go to college, doesn’t own a home, doesn’t have a kid….they can’t be black lol

There could be white people with higher* scores than actually black folks

Yeah you gotta go back to the drawing board @gator_king.

Certain metrics like having two black parents should carry more points. Make it like a 20 point system and having two black parents should be at least 10 points. You gotta tweak the metrics, cause right now you got Gary Owen looking like a pillar of the community.

 

[Fiji Water]

I'm an adjustable 6

Throw some negative stereotypes on there tho. Watch me cook.

 

[-DMP-]

single childless brehs are automatically at a disadvantage.

I demand a recount.

A coli census would be pretty cool tho

 

[Estarossa]

This the corniest blackness scale I’ve ever seen…

Guarantee a large port of the posters on this board:
1.) Aren’t married at all
2.) Don’t have kids at all
3.) Haven’t gone to college at all
4.) Don’t own property
5.) Don’t vote at all
6.) Don’t own a business
7.) Don’t vote at all
8.) etc…

Black Boule ass grading scale.