ThatTruth777
Superstar
Everything a joke eh
The Fade
I don’t argue with niqqas on the Internet anymore
Why not just pimp them?
Like dikk Gregory said.. lot of dudes now only care about "beating up p*ssy".. Likening their existence to a walking sex toy.. they not out here thinking.
if you're going to PAWG at least get a hot white women
That's my favourite term for girls lol fukking broads"Hot broads"
Ooooooooh story time!
Okay. So I went on a cruise last year. Suffice it to say, the MAJORITY of blks on the boat were with other races of people, male and female.
Anyhoo, lil known fact about me is that I'm good at card games. I've literally sat down at a blkjack table and turned $50 into $500. Hell by the time I left the boat I actually had more money than i came with. So being in the casino heavy meant i was in some interesting company. One regular was a black man. Pretty good looking, friendly. A real cool dude.
So as I'm stacking my chips and being my normal plucky self, he comes by and we hit it off. He is losing money like a mothafukka (raising bets on horrid hands, silly shyt) but he doesn't care. Told me my company made the game enjoyable.
So as the night progresses, I ask him who he came here with. He kinda looks to the side, a lil shifty-eyed and responds
Him
: A friend
Me
: Lol okay
So after another few rounds, he's totally sloshed (OG tip: NEVER get buzzed in a casino).
Tipping me $25 chips but we still enjoying ourselves. Dude is getting kinda touchy feely. Nothing major as I don't trip over a friendly hug or an arm thrown around my shoulder.
Just as he leans in to try and whisper something in my ear in a drunken attempt to set a tone of intimacy (bless his heart lol), this unfortunate looking white chick walks up expectantly and stands behind him. Chick was oddly shaped like a mothafukka. Like the ass was pulled from the back to the front to form a pouch. I could detect faint traces of a light moustach on her upper lip. Sunspots all over and almost orange red hair.
She looks pointedly at me and grabs him around the waist.
He rolls his eyes and shrugs her off.
Him
: "Weren't you going to the spa?"
(I'm avidly watching this exchange
)
Her
: "Baaaaabbby you never came with me and we missed the appointment!
(She shoots me a look
)
It looks like you're having a lil too much fun at card tables!"
Me:
Anyhoo he finally convinced her to go save them seats for a comedy show and she left. So I'm still smirking b/c ole dude literally been trying to Mack to me all night.
Me:Sooooo is that your friend?
Him:
You got jokes now?
Me:
Him:
"Before you trip, she paid for this trip and this is her money I been spending at this table buying you these drinks with."
Me:
Him:
Dude literally got up, gave me his remaining chips in $75 and dipped out.
Sooooo moral of the story is...these IR dating streets ain't always what it seems.
Exactly how long have ya'll been getting Paid to PAWG?! I learn something new everyday. A lot of these dudes using these chicks as disposable income.
I can't even be mad at the hustle. No cape but get ur reparations.I ain't eeeen know!
Okay. So I went on a cruise last year. Suffice it to say, the MAJORITY of blks on the boat were with other races of people, male and female.
Anyhoo, lil known fact about me is that I'm good at card games. I've literally sat down at a blkjack table and turned $50 into $500. Hell by the time I left the boat I actually had more money than i came with. So being in the casino heavy meant i was in some interesting company. One regular was a black man. Pretty good looking, friendly. A real cool dude.
So as I'm stacking my chips and being my normal plucky self, he comes by and we hit it off. He is losing money like a mothafukka (raising bets on horrid hands, silly shyt) but he doesn't care. Told me my company made the game enjoyable.
So as the night progresses, I ask him who he came here with. He kinda looks to the side, a lil shifty-eyed and responds
Him
: A friendMe
: Lol okaySo after another few rounds, he's totally sloshed (OG tip: NEVER get buzzed in a casino).
Tipping me $25 chips but we still enjoying ourselves. Dude is getting kinda touchy feely. Nothing major as I don't trip over a friendly hug or an arm thrown around my shoulder.
Just as he leans in to try and whisper something in my ear in a drunken attempt to set a tone of intimacy (bless his heart lol), this unfortunate looking white chick walks up expectantly and stands behind him. Chick was oddly shaped like a mothafukka. Like the ass was pulled from the back to the front to form a pouch. I could detect faint traces of a light moustach on her upper lip. Sunspots all over and almost orange red hair.
She looks pointedly at me and grabs him around the waist.
He rolls his eyes and shrugs her off.
Him
: "Weren't you going to the spa?"(I'm avidly watching this exchange
)Her
: "Baaaaabbby you never came with me and we missed the appointment!(She shoots me a look
) It looks like you're having a lil too much fun at card tables!"
Me:
Anyhoo he finally convinced her to go save them seats for a comedy show and she left. So I'm still smirking b/c ole dude literally been trying to Mack to me all night.
Me:
Sooooo is that your friend?Him:
You got jokes now?Me:
Him:
"Before you trip, she paid for this trip and this is her money I been spending at this table buying you these drinks with."Me:
Him:
Dude literally got up, gave me his remaining chips in $75 and dipped out.
Sooooo moral of the story is...these IR dating streets ain't always what it seems.
Exactly how long have ya'll been getting Paid to PAWG?! I learn something new everyday. A lot of these dudes using these chicks as disposable income.
I can't even be mad at the hustle. No cape but get ur reparations.
I ain't eeeen know!