Coli breh goes back to community college

[Fill Collins]

You might as well join the army or air force for 4 years then use the gi bill. Let them mfs pay you, train you, house you. Then dip the fukk out and utilize every benefit to the max. Every veteran interest rate, every 5% discount for veterans, etc etc.

I was planning on this or the National Guard, but Trump and his zionist ass...

I'd want to get more fit to join border patrol, I wouldn't mind signing up for that but I can pretty much pay this out of pocket with savings

 

[-DMP-]

You might as well join the army or air force for 4 years then use the gi bill. Let them mfs pay you, train you, house you. Then dip the fukk out and utilize every benefit to the max. Every veteran interest rate, every 5% discount for veterans, etc etc.

Yes military not a bad route.

If you manage to do the full 20 can retire and get a check for life and transition to a civilian career field with veterans preference

 

[Ozymandeas]

Accounting. Drop that marketing sht. It's the most useful degree in the business school And it's very versatile. It's surprisingly not math intensive, just a lot of memorization.

^^^^

 

[The BasedFather]

Ever think about firefighting?

 

[Fill Collins]

Don't quote me again breh

Don't ask questions about my occupation you prudish little slut

 

[Fill Collins]

Ever think about firefighting?

I'm not built for that, I can clime a medium-sized tree, I have good endurance and can lift but I do not want use that to benefit others anymore, breh I am over it

Fire? People? Heavy gear? Poles? Hell no!

 

[Fill Collins]

^^^^

Truth be told breh deep down I'm a "creative", an insufferable, it took a lot of willpower not to start with an ENGLISH degree, like I'm some white bytch on Gilmore Girls

I've done enough rote with marketing, got a few of those semrush and meta certs over the years

It all kinda seems like it'll implode on itself but I just wanna network with mfs who don't smell like weed and ass

 

[Wildin]

I was planning on this or the National Guard, but Trump and his zionist ass...

I'd want to get more fit to join border patrol, I wouldn't mind signing up for that but I can pretty much pay this out of pocket with savings

Don't spend your savings if you don't have to. Four years in the service under Trump will pretty much be as difficult as it's gonna be whether in the service or as a civilian. If you can make it through that you'll be able to make it through anything. And it won't be as bad as it seems. You can get calloused in these 4 years and come out ready for anything or spend the rest of your life slowly taking your licks without the extra benefits. Might as well use the opportunity and take it for what it's worth. Better loans on houses once your out, cars...pretty much everything asks are you in the military or did you serve and gives you some sort of perk. Might as well get ahead. fukk all the flag and glory and shyt, but who knows you could get brainwashed and actually buy into it.

Treat the military like hoes. fukk'em and get your nut, don't fall in love with them and believe in the family life, white picket fence and dog. Shes a whore.

Yes military not a bad route.

If you manage to do the full 20 can retire and get a check for life and transition to a civilian career field with veterans preference

fukk a whole 20. He can do 4 and be good for the rest of his life.

 

[Gloxina]

Nothing to add other than I hope you succeed breh

Yes! So happy for you and your decision/journey. Wonderful!

 

[Deltron]

good stuff

 

[Fill Collins]

Don't spend your savings if you don't have to. Four years in the service under Trump will pretty much be as difficult as it's gonna be whether in the service or as a civilian. If you can make it through that you'll be able to make it through anything. And it won't be as bad as it seems. You can get calloused in these 4 years and come out ready for anything or spend the rest of your life slowly taking your licks without the extra benefits. Might as well use the opportunity and take it for what it's worth. Better loans on houses once your out, cars...pretty much everything asks are you in the military or did you serve and gives you some sort of perk. Might as well get ahead. fukk all the flag and glory and shyt, but who knows you could get brainwashed and actually buy into it.

Treat the military like hoes. fukk'em and get your nut, don't fall in love with them and believe in the family life, white picket fence and dog. Shes a whore.

My parents met in the military during peace time, I seriously considered taking the ASVAB, part of me wanted to be the Chaplain's assistant, the recuriter breh told me it was the easiest one

I've always wanted a degree but the military is just an absolute last resort, if I drop out for some reason

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Criminal justice or psych, become a social worker.

Whatever you do, good luck

 

[Wildin]

My parents met in the military during peace time, I seriously considered taking the ASVAB, part of me wanted to be the Chaplain's assistant, the recuriter breh told me it was the easiest one

I've always wanted a degree but the military is just an absolute last resort, if I drop out for some reason

You can do both because your young. And you can do it on their dime.

 

[Sauce Mane]

Finance, accounting, engineering, computer science and anything in medicine seems to be safe route for degrees

 

[Fill Collins]

Criminal justice or psych, become a social worker.

Whatever you do, good luck

for an associates or bachelor's? Wouldn't psych require a doctorate?

I kinda enjoy writing smut already, a degree ain't necessary for that but it's just more of a fulfilment thing tbh

Yes! So happy for you and your decision/journey. Wonderful!

Appreciate y'all, I know I make an ass of myself, but this place still has nice people