Coli breh in panic calls to report bomb threat on his girlfriends cruise ship because she might be getting her cheeks clapped. Sentenced to 8 months

[Problematic Pat]

Michigan man upset that girlfriend went on cruise is sent to prison for ship bomb hoax​

The 19-year-old was living with his girlfriend's family and was upset they went on a cruise while leaving him behind to care for their pets, prosecutors said.

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April 14, 2025, 6:57 PM EDT / Source: The Associated Press
By The Associated Press
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — A Michigan man who was upset that he had to watch pets while his girlfriend’s family went on a cruise was sentenced to eight months in prison Monday for making a false bomb threat.

The email forced Carnival Corp. to check more than 1,000 rooms after the ship had departed Miami in January 2024, prosecutors said.

“Anyone making a bomb threat should expect to be taken at his word. Fortunately, this particular hoax did not result in physical injury,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Nils Kessler said in a court filing.​

Joshua Lowe, 19, was sentenced to prison during an appearance in federal court in Kalamazoo.

“FBI agents traced the email address to Lowe, who was living with his girlfriend’s family,” Kessler said. “Lowe admitted he sent the message because he was upset that the family went on the cruise, while leaving him behind to care for their pets.”​

Lowe apologized in a letter to U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney.

“This is all my fault and take full responsibility,” he said.​

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

This shyt sound like a @benjamin story

"I gotta do 8 months in the pokey. Haaaaaalllpppp "

 

[benjamin]

Do fed time for making email threats, breh

breh in prison: First day in PRISON..THIS GONE BE A BREEZE

Celly: Nikka, what u do to get up in here?

breh in prison: i sent an email to my girl

Celly: NIKKA U THINK DIS A GAME? IM DOING 25 TO LIFE NUCCA...TOOT DAT ASS UP FUK NIKKA

breh in prison: sir, thats gay. I miss my girl



Young people better think before making decisions in life, one wrong choice will ruin your whole life.

 

[yardman]

You’re living in their crib most likely rent-free, what do you expect? Breh wanted a pity ticket too, haha. fukking leech. They’re already doing you a favor.

All you had to do was make sure Spot gets his milkbones and kibble and Flipper’s tank water gets changed.

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[Richard Glidewell]

Now he ain't got no girl.......I mean no girl assigned female at birth.....

 

[King Poetic]

Where’s your own mom and dad and granny to live with??

U shacking up at your girl parents house while they out partying..

 

[Yinny]

Lmao kinda home alone swatting shyt is this

 

[lowkey0z]

 

[ORDER_66]

Now he ain't got no girl.......I mean no girl assigned female at birth.....

It was over when she left bruh...

 

[Georgiamuscle]

Now he ain't got no girl.......I mean no girl assigned female at birth.....

Now he’s the girl in a jail

 

[Calibrated]

"I gotta do 8 months in the pokey. Haaaaaalllpppp "

Now he ain't got no girl.......I mean no girl assigned female at birth.....

Now he’s the girl in a jail

"Noooooooooooo!"

 

[VertigoKnight]

Lol what a jackass, the thoughts that will be going through this mans head as he settle into his cell for the night. Images of his now ex GF getting jiggy with a new guy. Her getting bent over and cheeks clapped.

Buddy gonna be crying his ass to sleep for the next 8 months.

Before coming out and being homeless. Cause ain't no way he moving back in with her family.

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Now he has to worry about Debo and Damon from friday tryna make him their girl in prison.

 

[Gloxina]

You’re living in their crib most likely rent-free, what do you expect? Breh wanted a pity ticket too, haha. fukking leech. They’re already doing you a favor.

All you had to do was make sure Spot gets his milkbones and kibble and Flipper’s tank water gets changed.

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Some of these kids don’t understand real life.

That ain’t your wife, you aren’t family. If you ain’t paying your own way you’re a guest and you don’t really have any say or pull. You a man living off your girlfriend’s family. They ain’t paying for your vacay too lol

 

[Mystic]

Crazy shyt