Coli Breh Meets IG Baddie...Doesn’t Go As Planned

[MushroomX]

She brought the aesthetic, he brought the debit card.

 

[Starman]

MIght as well get to sipping and see what you can make happen

I mean this. That money ain't coming back. Try to clap one of those mids and learn going forward.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

This is a skit.

Dude a lame either way.

 

[RhodyRum]

You typed all that about a skit video

Nooooo... in fact I haven't posted one thing in this thread about the skit video. One post was about the use of the phrase "Coli Breh" and the other one was to re-assure cats that just posting here doesn't make them a loser. Whether you realize it or not there are people out there who can form a parasocial identity with websites, especially ones like forums and social media that runs on statements and interaction, especially if they have esteem problems to begin with. Reading a statement like that can help people with that mindset, so why not, especially I can do it in a humorous and digestible-for-all way.

And I'm not saying @Diondon fits that description , but his post created a proper inroad for my 2nd post. How you got "about a skit video" out of that is beyond me

Ayo real shıt my guy, you got me feeling like

during that infamous Inside The NBA episode where she was utterly befuddled at the lack of 's lack of knowledge about modern basketball.

 

[DaddyFresh]

in case of emergency break the bytch not the glass...

Yoooooo! LMAO!!!

 

[DaddyFresh]

She brought the aesthetic, he brought the debit card.

Pretty much. Bro look dusty as hell.

 

[Uachet]

If a woman has no standards for you she has no standards for anyone

He said time, not body. I understand that your last profession was pay for time spent dancing on a man, but real relationships that want to become solid ones are not pay for time experiences.

So he is right. If she needs him to spend on her to spend time with him, she is not into the man like that. A woman who actually is into a man, will be fine with just getting to know each other first.

 

[Remote]

Homie’s wild hair is hiding a sad, receding truth.

 

[151_Pr00f]

Nah don't feel any type of way unless you do the things that the typical "Coli breh" does, and deep down we all know the components of that list. If I had the time I'd list a whole lotta their traits and I guarantee I'd have y'all either pissing yaselves in raucous laughter or seething at the mirror held in front of you.

I hate to invoke Chris Rock's bit about nikkas vs Black people, but yea, it's pretty much like that.

Anyway there's a couple big ol' lakes around me stocked with fish with Big Rhody's name all over them. Time to throw my rod out there and jerk it a few times to bring them bıtches in. And since I actually touch grass and ain't afraid of The Great Outdoors, you can bet dollars to donuts I'm definitely not a "Coli breh."

Outdoors while scrolling on the coli. You ain't fooling nobody.

 

[Cat piss martini]

She saw a trick and moved
accordingly......
Bet the nikka that make her
p*ssy hurt like she like was
there drinking and eating
good off that sucka.

 

[Jazzy B.]

Nooooo... in fact I haven't posted one thing in this thread about the skit video. One post was about the use of the phrase "Coli Breh" and the other one was to re-assure cats that just posting here doesn't make them a loser. Whether you realize it or not there are people out there who can form a parasocial identity with websites, especially ones like forums and social media that runs on statements and interaction, especially if they have esteem problems to begin with. Reading a statement like that can help people with that mindset, so why not, especially I can do it in a humorous and digestible-for-all way.

And I'm not saying @Diondon fits that description , but his post created a proper inroad for my 2nd post. How you got "about a skit video" out of that is beyond me

Ayo real shıt my guy, you got me feeling like

during that infamous Inside The NBA episode where she was utterly befuddled at the lack of 's lack of knowledge about modern basketball.

The thread topic is based on a video that the OP didn’t know was a skit video…

 

[chiefdogg]

if a women makes you spend a dollar for her time she doesn't like you lol

These young Cats dont have no Father's, Big Brehs, Uncles, Mentors etc to give them game. shyts sad

 

[DaddyFresh]

These young Cats dont have no Father's, Big Brehs, Uncles, Mentors etc to give them game. shyts sad

Most of us don't. Had to learn the game thru trial and error. Very sad

 

[Unbothered]

if a women makes you spend a dollar for her time she doesn't like you lol

What does spending money have to do with standards ? You can get to know someone without wining and dining them lol.'

See that's the difference between us men and women.

Women love what a man can do for them, while we as men genuinely will love a woman regardless of what she can do for us. Shyt dudes will fall for a woman, even if she ain't got nothing but it's because they genuinely love her. Some guys won't admit that but at some point in our lives, as men, we've all been there before caring and loving a woman despite her lack of certain abilities.

I've seen women instantly “fall in love” with a man because of his ability to wine and dine them on dates, what type of car he drives, if he can pick them up, etc, not necessarily because of his character, personality, let alone compatibility but because he can supplement her with superficial and monetary gestures.

More often than not, it's those women who find themselves in and out of relationships, constantly searching for love. Obviously, I'm not saying all women are like this or that all men are unconditional lovers towards women, but I've seen it many times where, in a sense, it's true.

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

He said time, not body. I understand that your last profession was pay for time spent dancing on a man, but real relationships that want to become solid ones are not pay for time experiences.

So he is right. If she needs him to spend on her to spend time with him, she is not into the man like that. A woman who actually is into a man, will be fine with just getting to know each other first.