I think the major thing that sucks about marrying a pornstar is the feeling that somebody will realize who the chick/dude is.
Like imagine going to a family reunion. The chick looking like one with the fam. She's greeted by aunties, hugged by uncles, loved by the kiddies, and Pastor Miller greeted her with such graces.
Then this jackass of a stepbrother. The family doesn't fukk with him, he comes around once a blue moon for money, booze, and fukkery. He looks up at this jawn...strokes the greys of his chin. Thinks of a time where he was fapping until the cows come home at the bootleg flicks he got (because this weirdo still copping porn like it's the 90s).
He opens his mouth, points the finger....the man of the hour and love of her life goes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stepbreh: