Coli brehs, what would you do in this situation.

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Well Jon Jones is :mjpls: when it come to females.


So, I wouldn't have to worry about that happening. :manny:





















































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Fast Forward to 1:52



Dude tries to throw some surprise punches and dude dodges all of them. And dude throwing the punches is a trained fighter. Yeah you're not laying a hand on Jon Jones, better just charge it to the game


:whoo::ooh:

THOSE MISS SKILLS :wow:

serious breh, this video is some hilarious shyt :mjlol:
 

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They don't know, who he be, they don't know, who he be
 

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I have been training in the mountains with @Mr. Somebody for the last 18 months.

Not only my body with Brazilian Ju Jitzu but my mind as well with the power of the holy bible.

I would easily incapacitate said demon with swift body blows and a takedown.
As he lay unconscious I would recite my favorite bible verse Leviticus 4:3 "demons are not to be feared but are to be looked at as souls seeking redemption and love, fear not for you have the strength of a thousand ox!"

:wow: friend.
 

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If he just sexually assaulted my wife then that means an object without a passport, foreign, is going to go oops somewhere around his head region. Because Jon Jones has superior fighting skills BJJ is useless, so more drastic measures need to be taken.
 
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:russ: If I didn't read the responses in this thread (and realize he's jon bones) I've would've given the typical coli reponse of "I'll fukk up this corny dude", but now eh :whoa:



I'm not gonna lie... I didn't know who in the world he was, but something about him was kinda unsettling to begin with....

The plaid shirt, the "wat u gon do nicca" smile on his face.... :patrice:

I mean, I'd HAVE to fight him in that situation.... but something about his facial expression gives me the vibe that he could and would kill me.... in my Fred Sanford voice: Lizabeth, I'm comin home :blessed:
 

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Can you imagine what would've happened had a cac yelled out some racist shyt from behind them (while wife was pregnant too)? :banderas: He looks unrecognizable here too and it was the year 2008
 
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