Coli brehs, what would you do in this situation.

[Action Jackson]

First, if it's a girl I respect and really care for we aren't going to the club and if it's any ol girl she probably ain't worth fighting for especially against bones jones.. But let's say me and my lady just so happen to go out to the club that night and this happens...

I like my face the way it is but I ain't laying down like a punk. I'm making him think I'm bytching out. Say something like, "you like the way that felt cuz I'm gonna be all up in that in 20 mins". Then I'd walk my girl to the car so she don't see me get my ass whooped then I'd sneak back over there and catch him with a cold one when he ain't looking. Take a pic for Instagram. Then run like hell back to the car before he gets up.

Let's be real you don't wanna fight that man in a fair one. He'll make a good street fighter look silly.

 

[Uncle Trill]

I've actually had this happen to me before. Dude went up my ex girlfriend's skirt and felt on her ass while we were on our way out. She told me and I begged her to tell me who did it but she wouldn't. I was beyond heated. To be fair though, I would have went to jail that night. I had already been kicked out and banned from that club before, and still managed to get in. So at the end of the day I had to and move on from it.

You know your ass was thankful she didnt tell you who it is. It allowed you to make a scene and bang your chest while staying safe.

Talkn like baby im just so mad You better tell me who touched you.

Your girl: No bae, I dont want you to do nothing crazy

You: Man that nikka lucky, nikkaz out here think they can put their hands on my woman

Your girl: Ok bae ill tell you... it was...

You: Nah nah...dont do it if you think its for the best :cacmj2:

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

You know your ass was thankful she didnt tell you who it is. It allowed you to make a scene and bang your chest while staying safe.

Talkn like baby im just so mad You better tell me who touched you.

Your girl: No bae, I dont want you to do nothing crazy

You: Man that nikka lucky, nikkaz out here think they can put their hands on my woman

Your girl: Ok bae ill tell you... it was...

You: Nah nah...dont do it if you think its for the best :cacmj2:

 

[L&HH]

Fast Forward to 1:52



Dude tries to throw some surprise punches and dude dodges all of them. And dude throwing the punches is a trained fighter. Yeah you're not laying a hand on Jon Jones, better just charge it to the game

 

[Michael's Black Son]

pop the trunk, cock the hammer on the glock back

 

[Scottie Simpen]

even with 50 lbs on him. He's probably knocking you in less than 20sec flat

If you can land a clean punch on Jon Jones then you should be in the UFC making some money

fukk that 20 seconds my ass lol.....Bruh he aint GOD, I am well aware that he could dislocate just about any joint that he wanted to, but shyt I boxed for a little bit, I just need one opening.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I'd be forced to put hands in him

 

[All Knowledge]

pop the trunk, cock the hammer on the glock back

Glocks don't have hammers

 

[All Knowledge]

Definitely a chin checkable moment.

No problems wanted, but I was raised to respond with immediate reactionary violence for shyt like that.

Part of the reason I don't eem go out anymore.

 

[Born2BKing]

I'd be forced to put hands in him

Breh, you would throw hands with Jon Bone Jones? Seriously?

 

[BillBanneker]

Say you and your girl are walking out the club. You turn your head for a minute and next thing you know your girls yells out. She says the dude ya'll just walked by grabbed her ass. So when you turn around to see whats up you see this nikka.

He starts walking towards you saying, "you got a problem bytch nikka?"

Do you grab your girl, tuck your head and dip or step to the challenge? And you do not have any weapons on your person or in the car.

What say you?

If I didn't read the responses in this thread (and realize he's jon bones) I've would've given the typical coli reponse of "I'll fukk up this corny dude", but now eh

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Breh, you would throw hands with Jon Bone Jones? Seriously?

At that point I wouldn't have a choice. His already assaulted my woman and threatened me.

If I don't do something she's probably leaving with him anyway.

At least this way I'd have someone to cart me home and tend to my wounds.

 

[Malta]

Date white women flat asses and you won't have that problem. You bringing things on yourself.

Actually, Jon Jones wife is white, you'd be in trouble if you have a flat assed white girl around him.

 

[Born2BKing]

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Drop my lady off at home and come back with a ski mask nd shot gun (cant trace those shells back )
You can even get the shotgun shells with rock salt or bean bags in em. They wont kill but they hurt like a motherfukker