I love NYC but I supremely hate a few things about it.
For instance:
-Every bridge fukking sucks.  The Verrazano needs a damn shoulder and some lanes that are made for cars and not bikes
-The Tappan Zee is at like the widest part of the Hudson.  Literally before and after it on a map, the river narrows.  
- Potholes so large you could easily break an axle
-The big mound of garbage in Jersey right outside of NYC
-Jersey in general right outside of NYC
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 what the fukk is this illuminati fukk shyt?
-3 damn lanes on the Cross Bronx.  3 DAMN LANES 

-The subway always makes me feel like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Theres a good chance for fukkery, loudmouth queer thugs, overgrown rodents everywhere.  Ill take a taxi
-But the damn taxi drivers trying to charge 30 dollars for a ride from Times Square to Harlem.  Sorry nikka, I aint paying your kids fukking tuition.  Stop hustling.
-The Popeyes in Harlem by the Apollo should legally be mandated to have black workers. 
-Low ass parkways
-Is it me or do NYPD have an annoying ass siren?
NYC wouldn't be the same if any of those things changed 
