Coli confession: I been smashing a customers wife

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coli brehs I need to be forgiven :sadcam:

A few months back (prolly 3-4) I went to a customers house on some bullshyt (talking about his signal was out when there was no outages in the area :stopitslime:)

But the homie was on the low trying to get a service discount for bad reception so I wasn't mad... Shyt don't come outta my check. :yeshrug:

After I left his house this fine brown skin :takedat:thang came outside and saw me heading to my comcast truck. She asked if I could come in and check the wires on her box :shaq:

I beat the brakes off it twice that day :banderas: and been smashing for a little over three months now.

She told me her man don't even wanna hit no more :mjlol: so she just be playing dead but offering the nygga so he keeps paying the bills.

Forgive me y'all I know I ain't shyt
 

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Sounds like a happy black home :mjpls:


(Yeah I took it there :shaq: )
 

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coli brehs I need to be forgiven :sadcam:

A few months back (prolly 3-4) I went to a customers house on some bullshyt (talking about his signal was out when there was no outages in the area :stopitslime:)

But the homie was on the low trying to get a service discount for bad reception so I wasn't mad... Shyt don't come outta my check. :yeshrug:

After I left his house this fine brown skin :takedat:thang came outside and saw me heading to my comcast truck. She asked if I could come in and check the wires on her box :shaq:

I beat the brakes off it twice that day :banderas: and been smashing for a little over three months now.

She told me her man don't even wanna hit no more :mjlol: so she just be playing dead but offering the nygga so he keeps paying the bills.

Forgive me y'all I know I ain't shyt
Comcast??
you sure it wasn't AT&T??
:shaq:



http://www.thecoli.com/threads/was-...chronicles-reborn.404497/page-2#post-17974792
 

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He ain't lying, I knew a dude that worked for a cable company and he got offered sex all the time
 
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