Coli confession: I been smashing a customers wife

[pickles]

Comcast nikkas so bored with their jobs that they posting on internet forums.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

I bet all those delivery and home service dudes are swimming in MILF p*ssy

 

[iBrowse]

coli brehs I need to be forgiven

A few months back (prolly 3-4) I went to a customers house on some bullshyt (talking about his signal was out when there was no outages in the area )

But the homie was on the low trying to get a service discount for bad reception so I wasn't mad... Shyt don't come outta my check.

After I left his house this fine brown skin thang came outside and saw me heading to my comcast truck. She asked if I could come in and check the wires on her box

I beat the brakes off it twice that day and been smashing for a little over three months now.

She told me her man don't even wanna hit no more so she just be playing dead but offering the nygga so he keeps paying the bills.

Forgive me y'all I know I ain't shyt

Sounds like a @Willstyles story.

 

[mcdivit85]

Comcast??
you sure it wasn't AT&T??




http://www.thecoli.com/threads/was-...chronicles-reborn.404497/page-2#post-17974792

 

[a murda]

coli brehs I need to be forgiven

A few months back (prolly 3-4) I went to a customers house on some bullshyt (talking about his signal was out when there was no outages in the area )

But the homie was on the low trying to get a service discount for bad reception so I wasn't mad... Shyt don't come outta my check.

After I left his house this fine brown skin thang came outside and saw me heading to my comcast truck. She asked if I could come in and check the wires on her box

I beat the brakes off it twice that day and been smashing for a little over three months now.

She told me her man don't even wanna hit no more so she just be playing dead but offering the nygga so he keeps paying the bills.

Forgive me y'all I know I ain't shyt

:Saywhat:

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[unit321]

Comcast??
you sure it wasn't AT&T??
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/was-...chronicles-reborn.404497/page-2#post-17974792

Wait, so he just made up that story to pretend like he was the dude from another story?

 

[unit321]

I bet all those delivery and home service dudes are swimming in MILF p*ssy

Are they or is that just a perception?

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

 

[Michael9100]

 

[unit321]

I just missed the original thread this was based on.

 

[Maschine_Man]

Wait, so he just made up that story to pretend like he was the dude from another story?

naw...its true, hes was baggin out ol boys wifey like that

 

[Neuromancer]

naw...its true, hes was baggin out ol boys wifey like that

Wait really?

 

[beenz]

but real talk, I know a couple comcast techs who have told me that some of the wildebeast status type hoes have literally tried to block the door and force themselves on the dikk

 

[Maschine_Man]

Wait really?

its the coli way bruh ...... #betterwatchyogirl #colidudesdontplay #certgang