Coli Confessions '16

[G-Zeus]

i confess.. i am as true as i post

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Man I like relationships I can't keep up with these hard on hoes moves .

I don't take these bytches out anymore just fukk them and roll out .

I'm working nights now so I don't even have time to barely text em .

They all getting tired of my shyt

the bad part these are some good women I just can't give them that time right now .

I feel really bad cause this isn't me I like relationships .

Just don't want one right now .

 

[FSP]

I have a 1:1 ratio of number of women I've slept with to kids

 

[At30wecashout]

I threw away two beneficial jobs, fukked over some side opportunities, didnt get as serious with my obligations as I should have, Department of Education sent me
that bill for 5 stacks...and I have absolutely no regrets for the year

Within without.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Someone I know is dying of cancer and I couldn't be happier.

I'm going to hell cuz this made me laugh out loud

 

[John Reena]

I wish these ugly ass bytches would get tha hint when I ignore they messages on FB. Like bytch u ugly n got 4 kids, I ain't wifing u up






My local comicbook shop owner has da biggest titties and I can't help but look at em when I go in there. She a real nice person and I feel so bad.


I just wanna quit my job, drink Ketel one vodka n cranberry juice, eat pizza, fukk hoes, watch tv, surf da web, go see Marvel movies in theaters.

 

[Paradise]

Working hard toward having something is making me tired.

I haven't been this tired EVER! I hope its worth it...


Am I wrong for being really happy that I'm single... But it was someone special that couldnt read between the lines now he is ass out because too many games were being played.

Hope he is happy with whoever he finds...

 

[Marco Zen]

I'm horrifically afraid of birds....


That's the best you're getting out of me unless this thread does numbers.

I'm ridiculously terrified of lightning.

If its storming outside and I have to be in it I be thinking ok today's the day I get struck.

Saw a man get struck when I was a kid.

Scarred me for life.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I have stolen from all 7 of the bytches I have had sex with

 

[Jay Kast]

There was a white broad I was talking to. We were good for awhile, I was thinking - settle down? So I started noticing little slick shyt she would say regarding race. For example, when we were talking about a famous black couples' relationship problems she said, "He needs to get a white girl". It would just ruin the whole mood and I'd say something shytty to her and we'd be arguing over it.

We were getting KINDA serious, you could say, I went to her graduation from college - met her family, the whole nine.

Well, her mentality regarding race never changed and she continually make little remarks about how white women were better than black women or black women were jealous of her and we would 'fight' about it. Tried to give her the chance to change but she didn't and it was wearing me down.

It was fukked up because everything else was at least 9 out of 10. t*ts, ass, throat, p*ssy was always wet, loved facials, swallowing, down to do threesomes, got her masters degree, always tried to buy me shyt. But that racial issue was too big to ignore. I love black women, unequivocally. She was the first (and last) white 'girlfriend' I ever had.

I called her and told her we needed to talk, she came over and I told her we couldn't be together any more. She cried for a long time, to the point where I was like, yo... I gotta go to sleep for work tomorrow. Eventually she left after I told her we would just be friends.

She took that. shyt. serious. Just makin plans weeks in advance trying to tie up all of my time.

So after a month of me telling her I really wasn't feeling it and her not getting the hint, I just blocked her 100%. Felt bad at first but what can ya do?

Tldr; Got into a relationship with a white girl, said girl starts making slick comments about black women. I dumped her.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I CONFESS IM TRYING TO GET MY GED

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/20678955/


Best of luck to you, breh. I'm still here if you need help with whatever.

 

[Princess Coco]

Shopping at Whole Foods makes me feel like a rich white woman

 

[Donald J Trump]

There was a white broad I was talking to. We were good for awhile, I was thinking - settle down? So I started noticing little slick shyt she would say regarding race. For example, when we were talking about a famous black couples' relationship problems she said, "He needs to get a white girl". It would just ruin the whole mood and I'd say something shytty to her and we'd be arguing over it.

We were getting KINDA serious, you could say, I went to her graduation from college - met her family, the whole nine.

Well, her mentality regarding race never changed and she continually make little remarks about how white women were better than black women or black women were jealous of her and we would 'fight' about it. Tried to give her the chance to change but she didn't and it was wearing me down.

It was fukked up because everything else was at least 9 out of 10. t*ts, ass, throat, p*ssy was always wet, loved facials, swallowing, down to do threesomes, got her masters degree, always tried to buy me shyt. But that racial issue was too big to ignore. I love black women, unequivocally. She was the first (and last) white 'girlfriend' I ever had.

I called her and told her we needed to talk, she came over and I told her we couldn't be together any more. She cried for a long time, to the point where I was like, yo... I gotta go to sleep for work tomorrow. Eventually she left after I told her we would just be friends.

She took that. shyt. serious. Just makin plans weeks in advance trying to tie up all of my time.

So after a month of me telling her I really wasn't feeling it and her not getting the hint, I just blocked her 100%. Felt bad at first but what can ya do?

Tldr; Got into a relationship with a white girl, said girl starts making slick comments about black women. I dumped her.

If she in the Atlanta area send her my way so I can make sure she's coping well

 

[Ol’Otis]

Someone I know is dying of cancer and I couldn't be happier.

 

[Ol’Otis]

I have stolen from all 7 of the bytches I have had sex with

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