Coli Confessions '16

[Biscayne]

@Meh I think it's noble that you are still a virgin.

Whoever you end up being in a relationship with will be a lucky girl. She doesn't have to worry about sex being a relationship problem.

My fear is being horrible in the bedroom. I have an idea and fantasies that Imma come in the bedroom, and put up impressive stats as a rookie, but in reality....

 

[El Coupeacabra]

I told my girl I would go back to school with her but I forgot to register and the deadline passed

So I told her I didn't have the money

Her Bday is in a month and I was gonna flex but now I'm shook that she'll ask me about the school money

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I ate two donuts this morning

 

[BigMan]

I got a big gut but I'm skinny so folks don't really notice
Some of my pants don't fit no mo tho

 

[International Playa]

All I want is a girlfriend am compatible with, so we can travel the world, drink some good alcohol and fukk all night. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Paradise]

As someone that was chubby 90% of his life until recently you will be so much happier with yourself if you make the commitment. The only negative is getting to your desired weight and realizing you can still do more and that's not really a negative

True. I have lost weight and kept it off for years... But I say the past 5 years have been hard on me and getting harder.

 

[LevelUp]

Honestly I low key hate being chubby... But I'm too lazy to try and doing anything about it.

Also I think I only look great with makeup on...

youre cute though and have a warm personality.

 

[Lo-Co]

True. I have lost weight and kept it off for years... But I say the past 5 years have been hard on me and getting harder.

That shyt IS HARD

Im just trying to get this weight off and be out here getting it.

Sweating these women already. But it's gonna be ten fold. Once I'm in shape.

 

[Paradise]

My fear is being horrible in the bedroom. I have an idea and fantasies that Imma come in the bedroom, and put up impressive stats as a rookie, but in reality....

You don't know that until it happens. You gotta be confident in your abilities!!!

 

[Lo-Co]

I no longer care or desire to get a girl. I'd prefer a fling or two. It's more realistic to me.

I never felt more alive being selfish.

 

[ill_will82]

....

 

[Ol’Otis]

I ate two donuts this morning

do a pushup fat n*gga

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Imma 27yr old virgin. Never so much as gotten head.

nikka, ain't you the dude looking like a prime 50 Cent?

Real talk, you actually hold all the power if you got self control like that.

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm taking more of a liking to taller women lately.

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

I Women think I'm a funny dude, but I use jokes to disarm them and get the shyt they don't want to tell me out in the open, so I can decide whether to next them. The number of time I've heard "I don't know why I'm telling you so much so quickly"

I used to be really fat, and I put in mad work to lose it. Now I judge fat people very harshly and can't bring myself to date a fat woman

do a pushup fat n*gga