Coli Dating Experts: Decipher this email from this new chick I'm talking to. Bushes?

Klyk21

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Reading this shyt, I can't tell who's the bytch :heh:
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Chill, The only reason I'm emailing with her bcuz i'm at work and I can't have a cell here, And I'm on nightshift, she helps my shift go by quick.. :ld:

The reason I'm not going hard and don't care is because my hands are full with the chicks I have now. I only have 3 days a week to kick it. I'm booked every fukkin weekend. I'm pushing hoez away and lying now to make room for my new chicks.
And this chick is a done deal if I want. She just knows I look nice and I'm tall. She don't my sh:t is legit. I just have to hear her bullshyt and play along. Once she sees my whip and crib. It's a wrap, always is. I've been down this road many of times. :youngsabo:

I just like to hear the Coli's opinion.
what kind of whip if you don't me asking....
 

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Breh here's the translation. She probably used to get her back blown out by Marcus Vick, she then continued to slore around the town until she hit her mid 30s got all flabby and now all of a sudden there are no longer any interesting men around. Yeah she evolved into a different person, she evolved into :flabbynsick:



Final Verdict:
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damn, you hit it on the nail, breh.

I hate when they say stuff like they've "moved on". Reality is, she got forced out......yeah the scene went from being young and fresh b/c she was young....now shes older and the YOUNGER better looking chicks are looking at her like :heh:, now she has to wait in line and the younger chicks don't.......so now she's "moved on and evolved" beyond the club scene and she's past that stage.



So now, you get to have the boring and less exciting version of her. Congratulations, breh! :krs: What a lucky man you are.









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I don't see no problem,mostly because you didn't bother talkin about nothing:wtb:....nikkas pullin shyt out the sky to make this chick seem horrible:heh:....Seem like she mighta just been throwin out random conversation starters to get the convo moving along....everything aint a sign to be read into....if you bothered controlling the conversation or challenging any of that shyt she said,which she PROBALY wanted you to do,we'd know a lot more bout this braud:ufdup:. As of now we know absolutely shyt,besides the fact I need to come to DC and be up in them churches like

 

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she talks way too much. I would avoid.

She does, I type her 2/3 sentences, she types 3/4 paragraphs. I can tell she jaded by the dating scene here. DC run a lot of sistas to the ground, basically because these chick require more than they bring to the table. Usually sex is the best thing they offer and when that's up, a man has no reason to keep fulfilling her requirements.
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I don't think you understand. THIS IS DC. If you dress nice, have a nice car and crib. Ain't many of these "successful, strong" Black women you can't have. You just have to have patience to play along and let their BS roll off your shoulders. I've been here 8 years, I've done this dance dozens of times and it never feels.

1st date: Take her to get coffee and walk around the musuems for free
2nd date: Dave n Busters on the 2nd
3rd date: Movie, bar, crib. Smash

If not, fall back and let her miss you and realize she's lonely as sh:t. And she'll deliver the goods on the 4th or 5th.

I agree on the first date. On the 3rd date, have crazy conversations that push more sexually, play around with her and accuse her of being stuck-up,boring, etc. playfully, more on drinking, and NO DAMN MOVIE.
 

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I don't see no problem,mostly because you didn't bother talkin about nothing:wtb:....nikkas pullin shyt out the sky to make this chick seem horrible:heh:....Seem like she mighta just been throwin out random conversation starters to get the convo moving along....everything aint a sign to be read into....if you bothered controlling the conversation or challenging any of that shyt she said,which she PROBALY wanted you to do,we'd know a lot more bout this braud:ufdup:. As of now we know absolutely shyt,besides the fact I need to come to DC and be up in them churches like

Exactly..

No simping, but I didn't see the problem with what she was saying neither, some of it I felt was some truth. She could be :flabbynsick: but there was no serious red flags to anything negative to me... Only way you'll really find out about her is to spend time with the chick.

But if you talking to all these different hoes, say you "tall", and just fukking around with her then you're probably the type of nikka who she's tired of dating. She did mention something about all nikkas talk about is they car/salary :comeon:



If she lets you smash then do it. If not, you probably wasting both yall time
 

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She does, I type her 2/3 sentences, she types 3/4 paragraphs. I can tell she jaded by the dating scene here. DC run a lot of sistas to the ground, basically because these chick require more than they bring to the table. Usually sex is the best thing they offer and when that's up, a man has no reason to keep fulfilling her requirements.
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man I just get the impression that she's going to be one of those chicks that just love to talk. You ask her one question and she will talk, talk, talk and tell you all kinds of things you didn't even ask for. The majority of your responses will be, "Uh huh, word?, Forreal?, yo you're crazy, oh that's cool.' Talk to her on the phone and see.
 

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She used to be a club rat and she probably had mad dikks up in her puss. Proceed with extreme caution. I wouldn't even ask her about any of her relationships, men, none of that. I would just meet up with her for her b-Day, bring mad liquor for her to drink at her crib, and feast :shaq:
Where that church at?
 

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Damn! That chick is over sharing like a mofo. So many red flags:

1) Over sharing. Why is she telling you every detail about her dating history? She just told you she was a club rat who didn't find the baller she was looking for. I'm getting the slow vibe.
2) She seems pretentious. The whole "I didn't wait in line a Park." :russ: No one waits in line at Park; promoter or no promoter. I'm getting the slow vibe.
3) A lot of male friends. Well that kinda speaks for itself. Not that I have a problem that she is getting hers. :shaq: But it's like she announcing that she is already to replace you. She doesn't seem to have a gage for what is appropriate. Again, I am getting the slow vibe.
 

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She hides her bossiness and high expectations behind maturity and professionalism. She plays that game with people in her tax bracket and shows her more loose side to men shes attracted to that are less educated but physically appealing. She wont give up information that makes her look less than perfect and if she does she will be defensive about how she looks. More than likely shes a demon.

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I didnt think you had it in you...That was perfect....:ohhh:

Were you a pimp in your previous demonic life?
 

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Seems like reg ole "mature" people convo. Nothing jumps out as a red flag, all in all seems like a good chick to pursue if you trying to settle down or look for something real. Seem's like she could be the clingy type imo though.
 
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