Coli fam please tell me if I was wrong for this...

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My man went from PimpHandStrong to Free Uber in her phone contacts :dead:
These girls...they're schemers. :leostare:
Schemers trying to control men's little worlds. :sas1:
I'm not a schemer. :manny:
I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempt to control things really are.

See, I'm not a monster. :ld:

I'm just ahead of the curve.

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So I met this girl, we've been kicking it for a couple dates nothing heavy. Tonight we hit up a spot played pool and then hit up this bar in Atlanta.

Afterwards she's like let's hit up your place. I'm like cool. Mind you the whole night we're vibing she's giving me all the signals. So we get to my place I pour some wine and she on the couch looking all sexy. I play some music and she's like play some Chicago r&b, she then proceeds to give me a lap dance and whatever.

She's then like my thighs hurt, so naturally I'm like let me massage them for you:youngsabo:, so I do. And we're laughing and what not so I go to kiss her and she playing hard to get. Then she's like give me a foot massage...my face goes:what:. Like right now? While I'm rubbing your thigh and trying to kiss you?

She like yea it's very important to me. Long story short, we go back and forth and I'm like well I'm not so what now. I take her home and we talking about this bullshyt the whole ride. She talk bout she gotta mKe sure her needs are met and she wanted to spend the night but she need a foot massage first.

Just pulling up to the crib now, dropped her ass off and deleted her number.


we all have non-negotiables that just happens to be yours....I can't knock it.
 
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She sounds like she already had this planned.


If a nikka wont rub her feet then sex with them is probably not what she gonna be pleased with.


A sound theory:ehh:


Some people just really hate feet tho:mjlol:
 

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:laff: Rubbing feet is crossing the line? :dead:

Let's you know right there that y'all have no business having sex with each other...

You want to dig in her p*ssy but not be intimate :dahell:

Everyone has their thing that makes them tick...

Dudes out chea not even trying to find out what gets they woman off...

Sex must suck for you detatched emotionally folks
First off, It's not even about being "emotionally attached" it's the fact that she was like, stop everything we doing right now and give me a foot massage and if you dont then there's no point in even kissing me at all.

I told her after the fact her timing was off and I would later. Then she was like it's either my way (the foot massage right now) or ain't nothing at all happening.
 

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She sounds like she already had this planned.


If a nikka wont rub her feet then sex with them is probably not what she gonna be pleased with.


A sound theory:ehh:


Some people just really hate feet tho:mjlol:
And she also said that in the car ride and I told her I dig it makes sense. And that I never said I didn't want to rub her feet just at that time it felt like she was curving me. She understood that she really wasn't trying to see it from my perspective.
 

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Look mayne...I get that if you don't wanna rub her feet, then you don't have to...


...but I hope you ain't one of them dudes who be talmbat "how come women can't keep it real and tell us what they want?"

Talmbat it's the wrong time...it woulda been the wrong time if she asked you to do it while y'all was fuccin', imo...
but whatever, I wasn't there.
 

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Look mayne...I get that if you don't wanna rub her feet, then you don't have to...


...but I hope you ain't one of them dudes who be talmbat "how come women can't keep it real and tell us what they want?"

Talmbat it's the wrong time...it woulda been the wrong time if she asked you to do it while y'all was fuccin', imo...
but whatever, I wasn't there.
Nah I told her it's cool she kept it real. But don't have your ass all in my face grinding in my lap, my hands all on your upper thighs , and I'm about to kiss you then oh wait....before ANYTHING happens I need a foot massage and if I dont get one then well....:francis:
 

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Nah I told her it's cool she kept it real. But don't have your ass all in my face grinding in my lap, my hands all on your upper thighs , and I'm about to kiss you then oh wait....before ANYTHING happens I need a foot massage and if I dont get one then well....:francis:
You did the right thing. If she was going to fukk you, then she would fukk you.

She just wanted a foot massage and practically would have had you sit there and beg to huff it.

I wish I could rep you. Kudos.

Sex isn't everything and if she was willing to play those kinds of silly games now, imagine if you did have sex with her the types of games she would play after.
 

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So I met this girl, we've been kicking it for a couple dates nothing heavy. Tonight we hit up a spot played pool and then hit up this bar in Atlanta.

Afterwards she's like let's hit up your place. I'm like cool. Mind you the whole night we're vibing she's giving me all the signals. So we get to my place I pour some wine and she on the couch looking all sexy. I play some music and she's like play some Chicago r&b, she then proceeds to give me a lap dance and whatever.

She's then like my thighs hurt, so naturally I'm like let me massage them for you:youngsabo:, so I do. And we're laughing and what not so I go to kiss her and she playing hard to get. Then she's like give me a foot massage...my face goes:what:. Like right now? While I'm rubbing your thigh and trying to kiss you?

She like yea it's very important to me. Long story short, we go back and forth and I'm like well I'm not so what now. I take her home and we talking about this bullshyt the whole ride. She talk bout she gotta mKe sure her needs are met and she wanted to spend the night but she need a foot massage first.

Just pulling up to the crib now, dropped her ass off and deleted her number.

Should have agreed to the foot massage and then hit her with

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